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Absolutely, yeah. You're clearly very busy.
Um, I haven't decided yet.
WHEN YOU THINK CAN WADE THERE BUT YOU END UP GETTING WET AS HELL
- I can't deny what I believe - What I believe
Good night.
For June who loved this garden.
filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate.
They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year.
On your first marks!
No. I thought it was... really, you know, interesting.
Any time she goes away
But you wouldn't necessarily lick both?
Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers.
There was a Miss Pocahontas,
- Thanks. - Pleasure.
I knew a girl at school called Pandora Never got to see her box though
You actually have... clauses in your contract about nudity?
Bitch
So what do you think? Good move?
I'll regret this forever.
Someone I really could care for
Now down to business. The end of the scene.
in a house full of ramps.
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell
Some disgusting sugary drink...
This is me. Spikey.
Oh, right. How about the new John Grisham thriller?
"I want to know the cost to ship, but I don't know how big it is, where it's going or what it is" Martin! Your customer.
- Really? - Really.
Shh! Hello! I have a little speech to make.
jo bye and tania smith. skye bye and tania krichel.
are there any circumstances in which...
- - Oh, God!
It's not warm when she's away
Once in a lifetime
- Yes, I did. - Good.
Thacker. His name was Thacker.
Uh, yes. All right.
That's not an excuse. I just--
It just got to the point...
Oh, no. There was one from your mum.
Good decision, yeah.
Uh, Horse & Hound.
- - That'll be Bernie.
I don't know.
Oh. Hi.
- That's not fair. - One of them marries me, then leaves me...
Sort of. - Great.
And is-- is he your favorite Italian director?
We are living in cloud cuckoo land. We'll never get this done today.
Some people do spend their whole lives together.
Of course.
Thanks. Thanks.
you are about to shiendalin! the cases are rulings! the rulings are jew! the people are J shiendalin! this is judging you!
- So glad we made it - Max, I'm okay.
but I once saw Ringo Starr.
- Think I should do Henry James instead? - You would be brilliant.
There's a truth in your eyes
No, they're great They're great
- Oh, God. Oh, goddy God. - What did you say to her?
- There's this girl-- - Aha.
- I'm afraid I can't let you through. - Right.
You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.
WHENEVER TRUMP SAYS ANYTHING
Listen, you think about her all the time. Now you can ring her.
Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money.
Come on. Hit me with it.
No, it's all right. You were saying.
- Okay, that's fine. - No. I'm sure I can get out of it.
- Okay. - Okay.
that are, in fact, dead already.
- Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question.
- Very well, Captain. I'll pass that on straightaway. - Thank you.
- No, no, no. - No?
And, of course, well, I was total crap, so--
Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover from 1000 through 1215.
I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke...
- Oh, my God! - Bugger! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- You've got to go. - Why?
I'll get the jam, you get the door.
But when it came to it, I didn't know how to call,
but she's just split up from her boyfriend, right?
- Disaster. - That's okay.
who's filling in for carl d'silva? keanu hawley.
You see, most girls, they're all like, Stay away, chum.
Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
But seriously .. They are just BREASTS!!!
- Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Excuse me.
to the saddest act here.
Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
it used to be rebecca lawrence really get down to the nitty gritty and scratch jo smith just to get under the surface to draw blood out of cht so t would be sam cam taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
At least I think it was Ringo.
Julia Roberts at her best ... Love her!
who's filling in for magaret sheffield? dean cox.
'Course.
- What sort of acting do you do? - Films, mainly.
No. No.
Yes.
so we think cooking is cruel.
floating through a dark blue sky.
Run!
No, it's fine.
Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting.
- Do you have any books by Dickens? - No.
Big, big bollocks! Average day, my glasses are everywhere.
The one I'll care for through the rough
Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from?
trump
Delicious coffee.
- Good night. - I'm so sorry about the loo thing.
who's filling in for fiona ginn? kathy stokes.
It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years.
I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke,
And now, tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu!
- Really inedible. Yes, you're right. -
It's a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again.
Oh splendid! Oh well done!
to the most indiscreet man in England?
- See you. - Right.
nonsense it all is.
Uh, well we would have liked to...
Hi.
When they change the law, Spike and I will marry immediately.
No, I-- I know that. She-- She said that.
Damn it.
Here's the, uh, thing. Do you wanna come this way?
- Have you seen my glasses? - No, afraid not.
What?
Oh, bugger.
And he can't remember--
Oh, well, don't overdo it.