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You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek.
You gotta gimme some lovin'
and over here we have contestant number 5... well i'll just scratch you and call the police!
Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London...
- Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. - Oh, my God.
- No. - Orange juice?
I'll throw in one of those for free.
That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.
- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point.
- But when you hold me near - When you hold me near
Today's been a good day,
Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back.
Come on! No! Wait! Wait there!
May be the famine or the feast
and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
- Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part.
- So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down.
- Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something.
Or hounds for that matter Our readers are equally intrigued by both species
- Yes? - Bad news.
depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.
much more towards the emerging markets.
But, seriously, they're just breasts.
Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely.
No, nice try gorgeous.... ...but you’re not fooling anyone
Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true.
- I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried.
- - Turn right!
Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else.
rachel toyne and sue thomas. rachel kirkwood and will thomas.
the git that I am living with.
Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip.
Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.
I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered.
Okay.
Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?
I just wondered whether if...
i hate you marleen! i hate you gabi!
I don't have a book down my trousers.
Mm.
Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?
Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?
Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.
Shall I--
- Brilliant! -
She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one.
Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,
- Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi.
But, uh--
For me the book is the poorer for it.
- - No.
The film's great, and, um,
Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom.
- Hey - Sorry.
- He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask.
but also that she was...
She's in a hospital just down the road.
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It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word Kensington in it.
You daft prick!
Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice.
I'll regret this forever
You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you?
I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi.
- How can you mend - Open up.
These are for my, um, grandmother.
You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about?
but she checked out about an hour ago.
to my little sister's birthday party?
It was...
yes me mom's got rash diptheria e.coli! and she's 0754 years old! yes snok snok with kiss ships and draco and hair bits snok snok! after all i rented the snok car! yes with her besa reets and snooky with granny snok view snok snok and a vendette! and her snohole!
Absolutely no idea
Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh,
who's filling in for carmen acosta? nicole icom.
You’re my Hero!!
Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?
it was nice to meet you.
Do you always say no to everything?
When someone tells me they like jewellery
Uh, I...
No
Ah, yes, excellent Excellent
- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um--
"I didn't know where to go."
I only found out you were here yesterday.
My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.
Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.
There's a truth in your eyes
it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love. it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love.
Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden.
- No comment means yes. - No, it doesn't.
So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do?
Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then.
So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?
Ah.
Hello.
And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,
which was a very serious mistake.
In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
The why and wherefore I'm alive
- Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you.
Right.
Asking to help chaperone a Dance
I heard.
would you be riding them...
- There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir.
No, sir.
All the awaits me Is you
it now appears as though...
But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you.
I'll see what I can do.
Oh, right, right. So, uh--
and now I've landed in it all over again.
yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some huawkgwokaing in hamilton hill.
Everybody should and I'm
Useful for, uh, lighting fires,
Are you... busy tonight?
But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor.