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the plates of a major Hollywood film star.
Good Lord, you're the spitting image of--
I knew a girl at school called Pandora.
Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk.
The meaning of my life is
Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
we could have you spick-and-span and back on the street again.
is that now I'm so fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.
normal, it's just been a disaster.
In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again.
- But what would you say if-- - Sorry. Just the one question, please.
Yeah? Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
And, actually, no one will marry me...
She hates surprises. Hey, what are you gonna order?
Do you want to, um--
Mmm.
I brought this for you from home,
- You see, it's incredibly sad. - But on the other hand,
me mom's got fotsons's gyrrririioohoooohappeningohotoyaphoya! and she's very very sick over it with snow lesbians! and she's only had a start at _0 years old in her opus of 59 and she's a snow mountain dome cafe balloon cub she's goes pop pop roar pop when she wakes up only with disterterryia!
I'm really sorry about last time.
- Hi. - Just...
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide to Bali from your trousers...
I don't want people saying, There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend.
- Are you an accredited member of the press? - Yep.
you ever thought of having, um...
MB
It's-- It's all nonsense, believe me.
It's a bit of an awkward situation. I don't know what he's doing here.
But they're odd-looking.
- No, I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. - I--
because you can do that in dreams and, um,
I'm really sorry. I-- I live just over the street.
I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip,
Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
- Hi. - Hi. Here we go.
who's filling in for lucy colman? moana marsh.
Interesting means inedible.
Without a love of my own
I live in Notting Hill. You live in... Beverly Hills.
out the inner crispier feel. and pan fry it to 5000000000° celcius while watching endless reruns of supernatural upside down on a trampoline listining to barbie girl. i agree then it would smooth all the bloppleblocks out.
Hi, guys.
Things aren't going very well, and it's our last day.
But this writer-- writers-- they're pretty damn good too.
So it's just been sitting in the hotel.
checkin'.
Unless it's illegal in Los Angeles to serve water below room temperature.
.
Yes. Miss Scott,
No one says, Whoopsidaisies, do they? I mean, unless they're--
- Thank you for such a terrific time. - I'm delighted.
Is your decision to take a year off anything to do...
I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not.
I have to go away today, but I...
These are for my, um... grandmother
Um, right. Right. Come in.
The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk...
Um, but nevertheless, there we go there.
Well, I don't know. Look at William.
- Here. Let me-- - Get your hands off!
MPAA Kodak MPAA Kodak
which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London.
It's just one day.
Uh, and every time I get my heart broken,
Breakfast in bed.
Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff.
wondered if I didn't...
No, they were, um, prescription.
Right.
I may have told a few people down the pub
- Hi, Will. - Hi.
Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk,
- No one else? - Absolutely no one else.
You-- You'll be my date...
And so we have to face the fact that from next week,
No. What's that?
Tricky.
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
So?
Oh, bloody hell. I don't believe it.
Oh, Christ! What is going on in there?
Here we are.
- Does the girl have a name? - Don't know. Wouldn't say.
who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant.
riccardo king and lisa sarikkscan. natalie sarikkscan and riccardo clarkson.
me mom's got disteria and she's very sick with her oohoodgamflutius gloktis's oooeoeeoocoli.eee34bange! and she vomits snowlets! and she's also got ceepacatoda and she healed those bistrium puppies at _6 years old at snowy wolves snow prom!
And she's always gone too long
Awkward....
So not over her, in fact.
- Do you wanna stay? - Yeah. Why not?
- What book? - The one down your trousers.
- Okay. - I'll talk to you in the morning.
with at least ten other women and still be big-bottomed.
It's amazing how you
Don't even think about it. Go away immediately.
Keziah.
Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed.
the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment.
Any film with her in, it's fine by me.
And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again...
No, it's a stupid privacy thing I always pick a... cartoon character
Hi.
- Try Flintstone. - I'm sorry, what?
Never got to see her box or--|
Right. Um, basic plot?
- - Right, um--
- And you. - Honey bunny, Happy birthday to you
No, it's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a... cartoon character.
- Groovy. - So I could see all the fishes properly.
unexpected.
I-I'm a complete moron. I apologize. I--
Wonder this time where she's gone
I mean, last film you did, what did you get paid?
whether you would, in fact, then...
I'm actually in the stock market myself, so, uh, not really similar fields.
They thrust this thing into my hand I didn't...
FUCK UNCOUNTABLE NOUNS WE LOVE OUR ORANGE JUICES
Let’s go crazy I’ll have an orange juice
- Oh. - It's just that...
Ladies and gentlemen, can we have you on your first marks?
So stay with us because later this afternoon,
- Right. - Why wouldn't he?
Bugger.
Whoa! Down boy.
- It's not a classic anecdote, is it? - Not a classic, no. No.
Thanks.
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and currently to be found filming, most days, on Hampstead Heath.
- - Looks like a chauffeur to me.
And... nobody fancies me.