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- - You haven't slept with her, have you?
- I thought you were leaving tomorrow. - I was.
Miss Scott's latest film is once again topping the charts.
C'est la vie.
Well, happy birthday.
Is this important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel Third World debt?
For where she goes I've got to be
WHEN TRUMP SAYS ANYTHING.......
Over the hedge
None of those childish kebab stories you find in so many books these days.
- Oh, God. -
Yeah, but he was-- he was quite a long way away from me.
Everywhere you go, people will say, Well done, you.
wrapping fish, that sort of thing.
I got implanted gold chains Yeah
And make them all my souvenirs
Surreal but, um-- but nice.
Too complicated.
Mr. Thacker is from Horse & Hound.
say brandan jowett. brendan jowett.
but it was, um, difficult, obviously, being set in space.
there are... things to say.
I'll just be going, then. It was nice to see you.
In everything that I could be
reconsider?
Thank you
That really is a real no, isn't it?
- Well, look-- - Do you wanna come up?
Yep did it again
Neildy ack in the game!
what's an internot? someone who won't use the internet at all.
would you like a cup of tea before you go?
I seriously don't know what came over me
but I can't promise anything.
No. Gone completely.
where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together.
And, uh--
James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.
Which hospital's that?
help me
What makes the world
before flying to America.
I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point.
Calm down. How about a cup of tea?
- Wine, Bernie? - Mm.
A smile reflected in a stream
haven't seen you in years snelly raelene you old granny! not since you had redudancy diapers on at -0 years old! thanks dear grandpa brendan snell haven't seen you in 60 days countdowns since the 90's! my how you've grown since i took the chartboard down!
Do you wanna come up?
You Daft Prick
If it's romance we're looking for, I believe I have just the thing.
anything normal with a person that was...
You have big feet.
- Tones, what do you reckon? - Never met her, never want to.
I mean, seriously, they're just breasts, every second person in the world has them
- This is a secret you've been keeping from me. - No, I swear!
I don't want a goddamn cup of tea.
Oh, Christ alive!
The way you show me just what love's
The thing is--
I don't think it's his job to clear.
I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner.
- Morning, darling ones. - It's me. The press are here.
and makes them taste like honey,
And I was, like, rooting around in your things...
Uh, because she had an accident about 18 months ago.
who's filling in for tracy rennan? marcus schmidt.
it used to be rory van angersen bashing zak mermaid up a lot and biting and scratching him just to get his own way but he quit so it would be korra-may mermaid taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
What?
It's my sister's birthday. Shit. We're meant to be having dinner.
Uh, are you sure..(this is)
"There's something wrong with this yogurt."
- Gimme some lovin' - Gimme, gimme some lovin'
yes me mom's a snow pig and she's 899 years old! with her fur and ham! yes her pig sty we set up at rocky bay! yes dear she's got it with barbepoekukcocoopigeonhilitis and she's -0 years old still wetting diapers on latex 24/7!
That's fine.
it used to be nuri satinav being of pure children's value to jimena maulen and inhabiting her kingdom but she quit so it would be bibeshe letifor taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Bye, Hon.
Spikey Spikes
I'm sure it was just friendly banter.
Ah, listen I'm sorry about not ringing back
It's a rather distressing disease
You're my hero!
it used to be reece hedwards calling gabi anderson a tool and kicking carla ford to death to bash the world up but he quit so it would be gus conte taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Hi.
There's something wrong with this yogurt.
Always been a bit of an ass.|
Particularly breasts.
kind request and, uh, leave it at that?
yes berskinkbuzespikechocoballbumbustoweretth thojshockslapsunscreenmaurpikkfunsirdjrmillekpouchowenaollrx? what do you want? i want to share some cadeirun casgurgeorn with you in casurina.
- Movies Are Our Business. - I'm sorry, sir.
but it was, um, difficult obviously, being set in space
You were saying?
- Thanks, thanks. -
that we really are the most desperate lot of underachievers.
Not a classic
faster than you can say Indiana Jones.
- Nonsense. I fancy you. - Really?
I don't really care what the film's like.
she's got that twinkle in her eyes.
What are you doing here with Anna Scott?
Right, right. Yeah. Perfect timing, as ever.
before the K. F. T. s return at 1900.
I tell you what. Um, I'll call the police, and, um,
And this house just ain't no home
you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.
Then you go out in your goddamn underwear!
That's right. I am at last going out on a date with the great Janine,
There are just too many pictures of you, too many films.
Nice firm buttocks.
- No, you basically, er-- - Can't let you through, sir.
tertt
My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello magazine.
What? What is the thing?
And so it was just another hopeless Wednesday,
It's not warm when she's away
- Well, did you enjoy the film? -
The readers of Horse & Hound will be absolutely delighted.
I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian.
- Happy birthday. You're my style guru. - Thank you.
- You have? - As far as they're concerned I do.
I got some absolute classics.
There are lots of reasons.
I’m in contact with some quite important spiritual vibrations
whether they want to or not.
I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me.