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- Emergency room? - That way.
I'm in love with a girl who's in love with someone else
- Ted, you don't have to. - Shut up. I can win this.
No biggie, because here comes my dream girl with a smile just for me.
Cool. What's the gig?
- Actually, I don't think I'm leaving. - Why?
Baxter, left foot.
Yes, Dan, I got your 11 messages.
The place where I moonlight pays pretty well. I can call them.
And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.
That's just rude is what that is.
He was OK with it.
Ted, sit.
Unless you take the fall, I tell Turk you're sleeping with someone.
Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but...
Get out of my office before I change my mind.
You were only born cos Mom bounced a cheque.
- Haunting. - With you, we can take it on the road.
Not as cute as you think.
Stimulating conversation.
Afternoon, suspendees, Ted. Guess who's back from the vet?
and you responded by drinking my Baileys Irish Cream
is we work hard here, but it's not the only thing in our lives.
It's no different than treating a patient at our hospital.
No moonlighting, sir.
my bipolar Aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it.
You love it that these kids idolise you. Johnny does.
How long has my little brother had the desire to smother old people?
That's OK. I'll see you back home at Christmas.
which got burnt when instead of turning the oven off,