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Well, fine. If that's the way it is, I'll do it on my own.
But I'd like to stand up for what I'm about to say.
DAVE: Nice. LARRY: That's great.
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome? How could this happen to me?
Because your father is afraid of doctors.
Look at Dale over there, all smug on his Mason 5000.
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I don't want any more junk food in my house.
and not having them anonymously vandalized, plan on losing.
There's more where that came from.
Damn, we lost.
I am not incapacitated. Enough said.
This is your gluteal orthotic.
Come on, you graceful gazelle.
i.e., falsies on his rump.
Let's see how she fits.
Dear God, Hank. You're wearing butt boobies.
I'll be dipped!
Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
Dave Ulster from the medical supply shop. You're among friends.
They were my neighbors, and my best friends, and...
Thank you, Hank. Any other new business?
- Keep talking, bubble-butt. - I wasn't saying anything.
my dad.
No. That's his pivot cheek. Now he can't turn to the inside.