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- That's a good aisle. - What defines a good aisle?
It's no big deal. It's okay. I'm fine.
- She's growing up. - I know.
It's expensive to slowly rot your insides, isn't it?
Fine. You just look it.
- You're not gonna kill the bag boy. - Why not?
Start at the beginning. And you leave anything out, you die.
Oh, won't their kids be gorgeous!
It was a big load. There wasn't any room.
My mom's not wearing any underwear.
I guess it's that end-of-the-year rush.
Okay, just one more time.
Yeah, here's a tip: Serve your customers.
So, I go into the store, and he offers me a soda.
- Who needs more? - I do.
- What friend? - Dean.
I was watching General Hospital the other day...
- What're you saying? - He threw them in the bag.
No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
No, but having a recurring dream about marrying one does.
It sucks that they use Pink Moon in a Volkswagen commercial.
The hair, the build, something about the eyes.
Not the Cinderella one, the Sleeping Beauty one.
At the end of The Way We Were, you wanted Robert Redford...
My first date with Dean is gonna be with my mother? What is wrong with you?
Remember? You told me. That guy your parents set you up with.
So, this is the living room, where we do our living.
Yeah. We didn't know what kind you liked, so we just got everything.
Yeah, right. You need to go now.
I will show her that I think this is great.
How'd you get all this information?
because I'm gross, and I have nothing to wear.
- Well, you aren't. - You're being selfish, Luke.
You left your chair!
You don't have to work for it.
God, quite an entrance. Jeez, my heart.
Did I humiliate you?
You hurt her, there's not a safe place within a hundred miles for you to hide.
- How you doing? - Awesome.
The fact that she likes you means a lot.
Now I'm supposed to look pretty and girly, which is completely impossible...
but I do have enough that I do not want to make that noise again.
- And coffee! - And muffins.
Okay.