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That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh? [chuckles]
This is my dick.
♪ Yeah... ♪
-♪ Ah-oh, dancin' with myself ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
on masculinity in middle age.
Yeah?
-Tell anyone and I'll maim you. -This better be an A.
or actually shagging,
I only bring it up because I have a number of clients
Give me what you've got.
Like, look around.
[laughs]
[Adam] Sorry, Dad.
Phones away!
I hope I didn't touch a nerve.
Yeah, I keep telling you, man, everyone has had sex over the summer.
I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so...
Toast?
Yes, you have a large appendage.
[tuts]
Think of this room as being four walls of trust.
[door slams]
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
They are the paraurethral glands.
Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.
Four years.
She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose.
Settle down. Thank you.
-Like a discount avocado. -I don't think that's true.
Running in the corridors is the scourge...
and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.
Very sorry.
-You didn't even try. -I've given up.
'Cause neither are going anywhere.
What did you wanna talk about?
-Honestly, I'm fine. -Come on, let me drive you home.
♪ Oh ♪
I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives.
However, the mental scars still remain.
Down in a minute!
See her?
Yeah. Yeah, most days, Mrs., um...
[sighs]
no offense, but that is super weird.
[sighs]
What are you lookin' at, El Pervo?