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Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't...
...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
Why don't we stipulate the date goes well...
...that alcohol and poor judgment on her part...
I'll get my chisel. Heh-heh.
"you love pottery? I love pottery."
I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it.
...we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner.
Penny for your thoughts.
I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs.
The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me.
I am the scrum master!
Ugh. Don't get me started on rebound sex.
By the way, you didn't join us because you stuffed yourself...
No. I can't look at you or your avatar right now.
No, of course not.
- you need to call her and cancel. - Me?
I was going to characterize it as the modification...
I think I might have a concussion. I'm gonna go lay down.
Wow, centrifugal force.
Excuse me.
- Hey, what's going on? - lnternet's been down for half an hour.
...with a chicken carbonara sub at Quizno's.
Oh, we tried kissing, but the Earth didn't move.
...from the smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her...
When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
Oh, you know what? Maybe this isn't such a good idea.