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-Hi. -Hi, Giselle.
You ever hear the expression Keeping up with the Joneses?
Excuse me.
-I fixed it. No more McIntyres. -Thank you. Thank you.
I thought it was a place for tomorrow's leaders, not their wives.
The important thing is not to tell anyone.
...to see the way his brush strokes seemed to make the night sky move.
You're late. What happened to Sunday brunch?
-Smell? -Keep your hands up!
-Your lips are a little blue. -I like them that way.
There's no camouflage, no romance. Honesty.
She seemed all right about it. I wouldn't be.
I'm not sure.
You'll meet my parents when they come to visit.
He's dead.
Sometimes I think you say these things to provoke me.
-Afternoon. -Oh, hi--
Remember...
...have been invited at the boss's request.
It was a fling. It's fine. It was nothing.
No. No, I'm just an old soldier.
I can assure all of you this is the place I want to be more than anything.
Come on in.
It's a pleasure. Your timing is perfect.
She's too old for him.
Bye, girls, see you next year. Have a safe trip.
Bill....
-Professor Dunbar. -Betty, that's enough.
He's competing for promotion against two rivals, Smith and Jones.
If you fail me, there will be consequences.
Watch with me.
It's out of my hands.
I don't think she's caught her breath yet.
-Will you please stop? -Oh, a word of advice.
Then, surprise. It's 6:15...
The alumnae, their offspring, the faculty. You name it.
No.
The newest form of mass-distributed art:
I meant, I got into Penn. Grad school.
Snobs, right?
-Which is in Hollywood? -It's close.
You didn't come to Wellesley to help people find their way.
Number three:
He's got married.
...and his wife to a 7:00 dinner.
So you're not gonna let me stay in my own house?
Ready?
Happy and merry.
In advance. And they'll need to be approved.
He painted what he felt, not what he saw.
-Spencer is a gentleman. -And even gentlemen have dicks.
Well, this job belongs to some soldier.
How do you expect to ever make a difference if everything is a joke?
Amanda needs to start minding her p's and q's.
You know, not everybody wanted you.
There's no women allowed in the dorms!
-Oh, no. No. -I guess she never wanted children.
So why the theatrics?
...where you don't know who is protecting whom from what.
And down. Very nice. Very nice.
Well, I saw....
Are we gonna hear the pitter-patter of little Spencers?
Forget the A-bomb.
He told me you were a looker, but....
You're the one who said I could do anything I wanted.
I was getting used to the idea of dead, maggoty meat being art, now this.
Is Amanda going to get into trouble?
-Fantastic! -I know.
Elizabeth, look at me, please.
Time will heal it.
-And I got to go to graduate school. -UCLA, right?
Where are you going? With Vivere Tour!
Actually stood there?
We eloped over the weekend.
I wanted to give you this. It was for Christmas, and....
I'm sorry, from where I sit, it's just a different kind of corset.
How fantastic!
I knew he'd go for her.
Slide.