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But to change for others....
Deb and I broke it off last summer. That's Miranda.
Sweet, right? Your room's here.
I think there's something aggressive about it...
He had this...
President of the poetry society, captain of the debate team...
El café está frío, iré por otro
...leave me here with all these girls?
Come here. Don't listen to her.
I'll be back...
...was on her way to the most conservative college in the nation.
I already do. I-- Honestly, it's beautiful. It's perfect, really.
I should really have left when Josephine died.
It is with great pleasure...
-Who's to say I wanna come back? -What...
...Mona Lisa.
Well, not every relationship is meant for marriage.
-You'll need to-- -Whatever you do...
Despite the age of these, they are technically sophisticated because--
What things?
You can go in now. Good luck.
Don't disrespect me just because you're not.
I had a fella. Lenny.
Ride the plank!
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this.
-Why not? -She's screwing him.
-How did you hear that? -Oh, it is true!
...and in turn, he's kind of sending that message to us.
And up and down. And up and--
-Have you got a minute? -Of course.
Oh, no, darling. No. Subversive.
Or should that be from whom? Well, whom gives a damn anyway?
I'm not comparing them.
So, what does it matter?
...for Wellesley.
When Lenny left for the South Pacific, it nearly broke my heart.
I hadn't thought about that. After I graduate, I'm getting married.
All right, all right.
Is it any good?
Slide.
I'm sorry.
Sorry I interrupted your class.
She'll never agree to that.
We started seeing each other when you stopped returning my calls...
Pleasure to meet you.
-Bye. Good morning. -Good morning.
Really.
Keep you on your toes.
...and dedicate my life to knowledge.
-I'll leave. -No, you don't have to do that.
-But it's too late. You'll have to leave. -All right.
He left. He got a whole new family.
You're getting married!
So, what's the big hush-hush secret?
Row!
They have their own way of doing things here.
Second, I can do both. I can.
You're not required to write a paper. You're not even required to like it.
Then why not get married as freshmen?
-Oh, thank you. -And cheers.
Hello?
It was my choice. Not to go. He would have supported it.
Oh, God.
I've got 10 more minutes. Meet me in my office. Meet me!
...we'd be instant friends.
-Why? -I said no. I'm not comfortable.
-Why would you think that? -Betty said that you--
With the very large teeth.
...what Michelangelo did for the Renaissance, unquote.
We're not engaged. Thanks.
If I told you Ansel Adams had taken it, would that make a difference?
-Let's not talk about this. -All right.
When your courses are set, and a dream boat you've met...
Elizabeth Warren. They call me Betty.
Let's go on. Slide.
-Divine exhaustion. -He's married.
Good luck.
...and Amanda Armstrong's down the other end.
You know, companion.
Then you are welcome.
Then compare and contrast them.
It's gotten to the point...
Okay. It's about appearances, then? No.
That you will agree to maintain a strictly professional relationship...
Who knocks at the Door of Learning?
Excellent.
Venus de Milo. And...
Next slide. This is my mom.
Don't hear what I have to say about Tommy and Spencer...
Well, you girls do prepare.
What's the matter?
And to you.
Hi.
What's this?