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Can I ask a favor, Kim?
the NATO mission in Afghanistan grows increasingly uncertain.
That one melted a laptop downloading porno.
You were supposed to be in New York, sneaky girl.
I can't hear you, honey.
Afghanistan should definitely be on our air more.
will see to it that you get a wet hootch.
You fucking tourist!
What inspired you to enlist originally?
Why dolphins?
Are you okay, ma'am?
that's why I'm here.
Can I take your bag?
I'm afraid all I could get
you do a Toyota.
It's a tent with a shower.
Do you have any other connections
dancing in the street
The success of operation mongoose
Nope. Just sit up, smile.
It reminds me of my time living in London.
become tens when they ship out
I have to look at a calendar. I don't think I can do it this month.
A nation accustomed to war
You pay for the trip, I'll share the story with you. Easy peasy.
Also, the women, obviously, they don't want the men
Hey, Antoine.
Standing by approval.
Chris can suck a fat one.
Hey, you want to have a quickie
Kim!
Kim, if we are going to kandahar,
Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim, nice work.
hadn't have gotten divorced,
Oh, Kim. Cheers.
No. No. No. I don't think so.
It's still not 'cause of you, ma'am.
You see that?
Let me just have a little peekaboo.
Not now, Baker.
Ah, here she is! How are you, Kim?
Which is why you should let me interview you,
I want to talk to this Jerry whatever, Taub.
But we urinate, doctor. Out of our vaginas.
So if there's anything that you want to say to me,
and the kabubble is well-established.
Ma'am, I asked you to stay put!
There is a bed here now.
If I'm understanding this briefing,
What the fuck, jaweed?
And that's not a term of affection.
Listen, rest up tonight.
How does this end?
It's just work has been a little frustrating.
Copy that.
Come on, iain, it's not his fault.
No! This is how i want to go.
No, I don't want to see myself.
No, too dangerous.
What? Oh.
Good job.
No, this is home.
You know, I heard that he has contacts in the tribals.
Sold.
maybe none of us would've been in the Stan to begin with.
Christ, if you're that hard up,
Okay, fahim, i know you like your women to be, like,
One of their edicts was a rule that
I'm not really surprised she chased the story.
Kim, I was talking to some of the younger men.
Good on ya, Kim!
Funny.
I started to feel like this was normal.
K.I.A.! Killed in action.
Badakhshan, that will keep
Outstanding.
It's the way we work.
- Sure. - Oh, wow. Well...
In my culture, we would hug.
is the same thing as a personality, maybe. Oh!
Hmm.
I was just going home from closing a woman brothel
We don't wear ibas on the fob.
You're giving yourself way too much credit.
to stump up the money for the helicopter,
Don't cover up for him.
carrying a hair-of-the-pubis dowel?
Did these phones just go down or did that fucker hang up on me?
to protect New Zealand from, what, fucking dolphins?
She's here.
So I can't give Afghanistan more air.
So while you're outside the wire with my men,
I've never touched alcohol in my life!
So, is there another Brian around here
Also, they're boarding already.
We are going to isaf later, yes? I don't know.
Contact left! Stay in the vehicle!
Ma'am, if you set one foot in front of the other,
They just want money.