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You are in the blue prison now.
Hang tight, sir. I'm gonna get you that ride.
No. Tell me you didn't go to the tribals because of a contract.
Pretty good for you, too.
You look beautiful! You look beautiful!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Well, that might look like I hadn't done my job.
We should go to kandahar.
Thank you, colonel Roberts.
Yeah, I miss it, too.
Home sweet home.
That's bullshit, fahim. No.
As I said, we could have done this over the phone.
So what's your deal?
Hey, it's all right.
Look in the mirror, dipshit.
It was worse than a unibrow. It went all the way into his hair.
Actually, Kim means who in turkish.
Do you remember this video?
Coming up, a look at the war on terror
Because the network gave me money.
I mean, ma'am...
I appreciate that, but if I hadn't quoted you,
She's actually got me over a barrel thanks to that drone story.
May I show you something?
Okay, I'll get back in the car.
these men, heroin addicts,
That's 6:00 A.M. i know that, yeah.
You embrace the suck
You think you urinate out the...
Bitch, we are going out tonight! Whoo!
sounds a lot like the Taliban's old ministry of vice and virtue.
I ride after a deer and find myself chased by a hog.
- Really? - Wow.
and no one will sue if I die
Kim.
Starting a new career?
Dude, I'm not stealing your job, okay?
No!
Wait, oh, no. Um, do you need money?
Really, general? The elliptical?
Jerry Taub, head of the network, Kim.
Oh, that hit the net.
Are you asking me not to sleep with your soldiers?
Fucking hands out of your pockets!
So anyway, I took a little something, actually.
Oh!
May I speak with him?
Of all the dozens of women in this country, I chose you.
She's London, Kim.
Well, I hope at least they're flying you first class.
Shit.
I fuckin' showed him what for, kicked his teeth in, the cunt.
I'll be doing your security. I'll take your bag.
I have to go home.
You fucking American? Are you a yank?
Come on, she just told her unibrow story.
Cheers.
I'm sorry, I'm freaking out because I saw your
I bet you're wetter than a submarine with screen doors now.
Aye. Listen...
Who told you that?
It's unfortunate.
Very little happens in Afghanistan
somewhere that you're taller than?
Okay. Yes. Yeah?
so drink plenty of water while you acclimatize.
What's your, uh... Your name and rank?
Yeah, I think it's worth the risk.
Goddamn! Once you got no legs, everyone takes everything so serious.
In America, I would get a book deal out of this shit!
No, I'm only here for a few days.
You booked your return yet?
Knock yourself out.
a seven, a six or seven in New York?
No, please, Kim!
you know, I figure accidental discharge is scarier than the Taliban.
Can I fuck your security guys? what
Hey! Egg boy! Hey! You're a little shitbird!
I run a small department inside the interior ministry.
Everybody was drawings.
Aye.
What the hell was that?
It was a brilliant piece, that.
What'd he say?
Do you think so? Really?