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We all have some reason for being here.
but it's worth it to talk to you two ladies.
Could you just... State your name and rank?
And I'm not allowed to talk to the women.
You know? But the aussies and kiwis are so hot.
that Ali massoud sadiq does not know about.
I've got to leverage it into something better.
and I'm wondering if you could give me something, on background,
What's going on with my kandahar piece, ed?
Stay calm.
Precisely. Because you're not you anymore.
And I am just...
your body releases endorphins, dopamine and norepinephrine.
What chickens?
about some bloody wild goose chase in the tribals.
I'm here until, like, at least the 15th.
You're not here to sleep with
And nothing symbolizes that effort more than this place,
the frog doesn't notice?
I owe you one.
You're a bad friend.
Hey.
I can be in New York by Thursday.
You make me feel like a young man again.
Can you fucking believe it?
Oh!
By all means, yeah.
Sources within isaf suggest that isi may be involved.
My middle name is eoghan.
I have a video that I think you should watch, sadiq.
Anything else I'm forgetting? I think that's it.
in the first place.
I'm just putting my fucking finger in your mouth.
Oh, fuck off.
She's running a website for women or something.
I have literally gone backwards.
A bucket of cold water, i suppose.
You know what? Have fun in Seattle.
I don't even chamber a round in my weapon anymore, because,
He just wants to talk to me.
but I didn't think the Attorney General
Okay, great. Are we having the Afghan version of this conversation,
Would you do that? Would you go down there?
Why did fahim tell me i could dress like this?
so while I have this juice,
I have bad knees.
That's so you can remember my name.
of no consequence.
You push the little triangle.
And the Taliban, they wouldn't have even been there for ubl
I'd give you my eggs for $100.
thinking the only consolation is,
because I stole a bottle of sake
It is, actually.
Or his friend does.
I could fly you first class.
That's all I got.
Yeah, but how do you know if it's the right call?
Uh, when do you get back from Houston?
It's bad tradecraft,
I'm Tanya. Oh, my god,
You get it, you're from Florida.
Thank you. That's nice.
Here, you're a nine.
Working on it, colonel.
Some 12-year-old haji had to plant that bomb.
Where's the shower? Yes. This way.
Kim, now. We must hurry. We must hurry.
Fire!
Wow, good job, Kim! Ruthless!
- How are you? - You doing all right?
Shit dick!
And, hell, you know, if bin laden's parents
iain was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Fuck, man, I don't know.
Oh, my god.
childless personnel in this bureau.
Okay, look, Jerry has mentioned Afghanistan to me once,
You broke my nose.
Oh, that's Oprah.
even though you have been a bad friend,
Well, I'm very sorry for what happened to you.
that nothing happens here that you don't know about.
How about an interview with pacha Khan?
those assholes on TV, am I right?
I don't know.
And we would wonder how the arm got broken to begin with.
Hi, iain.
he likes to watch men with donkeys.
Embrace the suck
EDM Team
It's the wrong house.
Now is when you're supposed to say i told you so.
It's okay. Hey.
when you introduced me? Nope.
No. Who is your boss?
come back and we'll get kinetic.
It's probably just a wedding somewhere nearby.
Why?
That is the national animal of the kingdom I ruled
No. I don't. No.
Okay.
but you probably didn't see that.
I'm Lance corporal coughlin, India company 3-5.