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Where are we going?
out of there in a year was on another network.
American version of this conversation.
Do you have one of those weird little penises?
But the problem is, as much as everyone loves the troops,
I didn't think there was anything else out there for me.
I just... I don't have one.
It will not happen again. It's not gonna...
This is Kim Baker.
It's fucking Ace!
You embrace the suck,
Splash.
Hey!
Uh, shit. Sorry. I'm trying to find the shower?
This is a fucking piece of shit.
People are gonna get mad.
But I do not know you.
It's just...
Keep sipping that. You're all right. It's okay.
Whatever happens, you'll have me.
I want you to come visit me.
Good thing that x was bodgy or I'd be flying right now!
Yeah, it went well.
General, excuse me. Hey. General, do you have a minute?
No, I'm just getting my pants on. Damn it, sergeant hurd.
I'm joking, Kim. That didn't happen.
Thank you.
Kim, you've got to move on.
My god. You motherfucker. Unbelievable. Unbelievable!
I could make some inquiries, but I can only do this
Make a hole, Baker.
Colonel, the Afghan national army missed
Hi.
to check on some of our prt work.
They say the Taliban came at night.
Fahim.
Yeah? I mean, i wouldn't ask,
No, really, you can say whatever you want to me.
Oh, shit.
I know. It's fucked.
politics, voting, irony
You know, it's just a shame that
I've seen people with actual experience make bad decisions here.
Oh, goddamn it, jaweed!
That little bastard!
They would walk the streets carrying a small wooden rod,
Anyway, welcome to the fun house.
Actually, not bad.
I did hear about this, yes.
I know. Iain talked to Colin.
I am not, colonel.
if brezhnev hadn't have gone and fouled up Afghanistan
You can watch video on the phone?
Here's my little man.
I'm not your mate. I'm gonna ask you again,
'Cause that right there, that's what we do best.
It refers to women who are fours back home
I'll take you lying down, come on.
Shit! Shit!
What is going on with badakhshan?
Your war's got chronic same-shit-different-day-itis.
No word as to whether it was an ied or a specific car bomb.
I knew I'd win you over.
I'm gonna go discover the wonders of the east,
good or bad.
Dude, what the fuck?
And Wells. Uh...
Hello! So, wait!
Not all of it.
Mmm.
so you think, forget him.
Uh, I don't really know, Kim.
We are clear to engage target.
Kim, this is tall Brian.
No, iain, don't. It's a scam.
My nose is running. There's shit in the air,
Because of the singer.
And then we can make it an even three.
- Is this your car, fahim? - Yes.
that somebody would care about,
you do a Toyota.
Did you fucking sucker punch me?
I should just marry my mildly depressive boyfriend.
to another organization
in kandahar that was firebombed
Yeah, sure, if it was the right call.
- So they say. - Mmm.
There will be an airline representative to assist you to your luggage.
How are you?
You raise the temperature bit by bit,
Remember that we are at altitude here,
Ugh! Did you have that prepared?
What happened to the army, Dr. brydon?
Shit.
Stay there! Stay there!
especially in cities.
Of course she will.
Once again, we thank you for flying with us.
An addict always needs a greater and greater dosage.
Look, Nicky, i know you've been specially trained
Why?
Sadiq, what are you doing here?
How do you think that will affect our draw down in the region?
They kill us!
That was a bomb.
Jesus!
those men in the hospital, the addicts...
Dolphins? What a joke.
Couldn't one of you just be Brian?
No.
Are you familiar with the term four-ten-four, miss Baker?
In fact, when the fight-or-flight instinct
Huh.
Wait. Oh, fuck.
No. What about badakhshan?
Fahim.
I should be suspicious of what I want.
That's the two best places to shoot somebody.