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Ramadan has ended. They are slaughtering lambs.
- Like, three months. - What?
Okay? I was not happy.
do I look like a man to walk the streets
Come on.
A what?
- Oh, fuck. Really? - Yes.
Local time is 15 hours.
The lead vehicle bottomed out.
Borderline ten.
I need me time, exactly. That's...
Okay, let's try to be adults here.
Hey! No, Kim, don't say that. You could have nic.
But they want to walk to the river.
Oh, no, thanks. Morning shows.
because I have to go home.
Okay.
Okay, let me pitch you something.
I love that lippy color. What is that?
I am fucking losing it.
Following a fatal traffic accident involving a coalition truck,
- Bye, darling! - Good night.
sitting there in your cozzie taking photos of the fucking garden.
What possible interest could I be to the Americans?
And I notice this
Isn't deciding what's best for the network my job?
It's their only chance to be social
Fuck!
In Afghanistan? Really?
are happy about our presence here?
Oh, my god, fahim. They're gonna kill him.
Why am I being told that i don't have a sat hookup?
Who's your favorite three stooge?
You keep going till the gorilla wants to stop.
Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry, what time is it?
Can I fuck your security guys? what
The Taliban haven't been destroying the well here.
Or like, you know, like having sex.
Hearts and minds.
in the middle east and Afghanistan.
Mmm. Well, it was hard to understand you
I was. Drove back overnight.
Would you care for some water?
Get out of here!
You really are a fixer.
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna get buggered, you know what I'm saying?
No, Afghans are the people.
Copy that. Good.
Would you like that, Kim?
We need people, any people, to fill the void in Afghanistan.
Yeah. Or I could buy you breakfast.
I think it's romantic.
but, you know, it's quiet here. Jesus!
Enjoy the ride, ma'am.
chow and protection, that's all you can accept?
And I realize that it's from where my bike used to be.
So you must know about my friend
Thank you.
so they don't have to walk to the river.
Thank you.
What other fucking choice do we have?
We most surely did.
See you in Kabul.
He wants to know if you are the Russians.
Half the accents are fake.
Fuck!
probably get them to go up to $125 a day.
I'm serious.
you can actually see the hellfire missile right before it detonates.
Afghanis is the currency.
Nic, you're welcome, too, you big cunt!
What is this?
You're the new girl.
When you have something concrete,
Just death.
I miss you and I want to see you. And I...
I can't hear you!
How do I fix it?
Oh, my god. Tanya. Hi.
What you need, Kim, is some time out of the bubble.
Mr. ahmadzai,
Reportage?
Finish this,
Tucker? No, I don't know who that is.
Of course.
I don't have a good one. I'm just here.
Wait. For how long?
She says, uh... Welcome to Afghanistan.
You're hiring Tanya. Yes.
How can we get to know each other, Kim?
Shh. No!
Oh, my god.
No, sir. That was 20 years ago.
No education for woman.
Corkscrew landing.
Do you remember your first embed?
Ma'am,
Oh, shoot, I... I copied a key for you, so...
but the dolphins never hurt anyone.
I'd say we're both on the wrong side of persia, ma'am.
Nope, that's not what this is.
Also short Brian's dead.
Just waiting for my guy to give me the green light.
You are a battle-tested foreign correspondent.
Let's go, load up! Let's go, move, move, move!
Okay. Okay. It's okay.
Now I look great.
Those assholes tried to shoot us!
a dowel,
and noting as such...
Kim.