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And as we watch it again there, Susanna,
Perfect. See you Wednesday.
And I also give this message to president Hamid karzai:
The travel or the crying?
in this restive nation?
I'll come with you.
That's like, um, it's like panties, yeah?
Because mid-coitus you tried to call Tanya
Ugh!
Did you go to the tribals
Mr. sadiq, hi.
Kim!
One time. I mean...
Hi. Was I supposed to say something then
Yes, wait, Iraq.
Fair enough. Didn't think of that.
and mentioned it to know why the only good story to come
Move on! Move on!
I'll be back.
It's too fucking long for me!
I do not think you do.
No way. It's a wee bit fluid down there these days,
They'd say, oh, my son, he broke his arm.
I'm just saying,
Well, how about a half of one?
Hey, do I have to buy a dress for your wedding?
Yeah, I get it. Thank you. Thanks a lot.
We have interviews.
I do, Mr. sadiq. Yes, on camera.
opportunities to be on camera.
Call to let me know that you've received this message.
No, that's terrible! No.
they don't actually want to watch them on the news anymore.
when they fucking pulled out a burqa.
I have...
I don't care if you can do your job. I care if my men can.
Thank you.
How you doing?
Fuck that.
Even nic? You don't want nic for yourself?
- I'm sorry. Sorry. - Piss off!
If you didn't learn that in Afghanistan, you were not paying attention.
...out of having to decide whether
Hey! You're hooking up Tanya in the tribals?
If you want to kidnap someone fucking twice,
It's okay. It's okay. Here.
You sit next to the only two women in a country the size of Texas
My frustration is with our priorities
No, he didn't. The zoo?
Pacha Khan, thank you for your kind hospitality.
I got it. Okay, yeah. Got it.
Yeah. Nope.
It's beautiful.
Look, the last person who got any kind of
Nae, haud yer wheesht.
...is always in purple,
What? Pussy!
It's like the wild west out there.
Iraq is where you get some right now.
Oh, god, I fucking...
His new book, conflict zone,
Yeah. Okay.
Oh...
Of course.
I'm dying to know who blew up my well.
can get addicted to this type of high.
- Oh, my god. - Oh, no!
Who knew?
And why not?
Have a good... Have a good ride.
Can I fuck your security guys?
The car is over here and we go.
I love to dance!
I need to talk to ed Faber.
No, I'd be back in Norton filling hescos.
Now you're ready.
No, ma'am.
I want to talk to Jerry.
has overshadowed the real lesson to be learned,
I'm not trying to be a bitch.
Or a half of one and we can make it an even three.
In case a missile is fired at the aircraft!
and, I mean, no offense, but they're all, like,
That's 'cause I'm in warrior mode.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What about the woman thing where the sharia law is back?
What the hell is happening here?
Shit.
Or so they tell me.
But you write news copy.
You've got egg in your beard. Hang on.
I bet the girl is strong, too.
Oh, please, do not cover your hair on my account.
She does not call.
How are you? You okay there?
Isaf does not think this was an upper-tier organization.
I got you! Hey.
Fahim, what does the graffiti say?
The marines don't have much to say about Iraq.