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That's right. I knew that. Thank you.
Today, Kabul's first licensed female driver,
or the cottage with the chickens.
Thank you.
I hope you get salmonella!
God! Just please help me.
Cheers.
No, you don't need to be gallant.
What happened to Angela? She left.
If we fix the well, you can't blow it up.
Oh, god! Mmm.
Geri doesn't like me that much. But she does like me now,
Brian. Huh?
I don't know what to say to you.
Kim is American for white lady.
Whoa, hold on.
All right, well, come talk to me in two months
when I was eight.
Hooyah, general.
Like real Taliban contacts.
Oh, Christ!
Roll off!
Hey. I'm just talking about her safety.
Man, we are definitely losing the war
I should've googled you.
Satellite time? No, I have a dedicated feed.
Kim, we have a bit of a situation outside.
All right, the Chinese mining concession...
Shall we? Yeah.
Look, we don't go in blind.
- Kim Baker. Mmm-hmm.
My best friend here almost died, and I am jealous of her!
Well, that is officially the most
Hi. Hi.
Because you're on the hourly plan now.
Yeah.
It is him. That's my guy.
He got the whole fucking thing.
We dug that well several times for the women
who says he knows who killed Abdul haq?
No, I wouldn't. I'm not.
so, uh, I know how to set up a bgan
This is not about you.
Fu...
Secondly, I'm a gentleman.
You got chucked over by some guy
Marines say oorah.
With the resources we have over there,
I just... I couldn't look at that
it's so nice to have another woman in the house!
I know they've not hurt anyone, mate. I'm just making the point...
I dig pits to trap others and I fall in.
I'm waiting for the snow to melt!
Cease laser. Safe laser.
Congratulations on your promotion,
You all right there, mate?
Ugh!
Let's apply for another embed.
I love music.
Fine. Forget it. I'll hold it. Women are tough, right?
I'm looking for someone. Excuse me.
And today felt like jumping out of an airplane.
I just need you to see something.
Jesus, Kim! No.
Nothing to do with it. I'm just...
But she has been a bad friend lately.
Oh, Jesus.
when your pussy's eating your leg. Shower's that way.
It means, oh, what a terrible event! Uh-huh.
literally.
I would do it.
Any of them ever get better?
Colonel hollanek is coming to Norton tomorrow
Oh, Christ, what is this?
security-wise.
It's not my job. I'm a producer. General news. Enron.
where in New York we would have
Who kidnaps a Scottish freelance photographer?
Oh, my god. I only washed the front of my hair.
writing news scripts for dumb pretty people to read.
and the engineer's yelling, i got pig iron, i got pig iron?
No.
It's gonna be great.
You guys can't go out there, but I can.
Got to stay hydrated, ma'am.
Kabul happened, my wee froggy in the pot.
Our own Kim Baker reporting for us live.
What, Tanya's thing? No, I've got shit like that.
No carpooling.
Which one?
priorities and support.
as journalists, we have an obligation to this story.
What does that mean?
Mrs. mackelpie.