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I think breakfast is of equal monetary value.
You think you're in the fucking army?
Well, where are you gonna hide it? Inside a fucking sunset?
I've done mostly domestic reportage.
He said that you're upset about the air time you're getting.
That's... no, that would never happen. So you're good.
Why have I never heard of you?
Can you see... I don't... hello?
Can this half-assed country not even do kidnapping right?
Yes.
It's erse for Owen.
Kim, no.
I'm sorry that I didn't get back last month.
See? I told you that o magazine
Are you guys getting outside the wire much?
The thing is, I have a very serious boyfriend at home,
Listen, you haven't been home in months.
If a man's pubic hair was long enough to curl around the dowel,
Outside temperature's 18 degrees celsius.
but a powerful man such as yourself must actually know something.
Okay, well, then let's say you're right.
Again, this incredible footage
No, sir, you do not.
You do.
...you could've killed her, mate!
Wenge, do you guys have regular access to healthcare?
Mr. Attorney General. Thank you.
that the Taliban are far from vanquished.
Listen, the iain thing is not a thing, okay?
Don't mix those two up. Got it.
Kim. Your hair.
They just don't.
Pacha Khan, yeah. It's like, adrenaline. Everyone was...
The Russians? Mmm.
White pointers and sharks,
to be done in the real world,
So, I thought I might like to hang out with you for a bit.
Iain, that's easy for you to say, mate,
Nic here does security for Kim, iain.
It's okay. I know you're not gonna come.
Welcome to the Stan. My name's nic.
all men must shave the hair of their pubis.
There's a real-time clock on this.
and that's what this job does to all of us.
Are you mental? Okay, mate...
Friday is the only day off in the islamic week.
That sucks. That sucks for women.
Bye. Okay. Okay.
Jesus. Oh, yeah.
it would be fine. But meanwhile...
Reportage?
You have that call now.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get in the car!
Is this about me going to badakhshan without you?
I held a door open for her once.
Okay. Well, I'm covering the girls' school
chronicles a decade spent working
Can I fuck your security guys? Can I fuck your security guys?
I'm going to go live with it as soon as they let me out of here.
Obviously this was just a kabubble thing, right?
Moon's out.
It's like the hide of a fine horse.
Come to New York and get it.
Yes!
the Kabul zoo.
long simmering frustration
Here. You know what?
but you let this relationship wither and die!
I cannot ask these men about this.
You calm the fuck down!
You're ghilzai, right?
You're a bit late to the whole
And then there will be some talking, you know.
indentation in the carpet,
Do I hear swearing over there?
Cunt.
It's a great idea!
I have done thousands of miles on this bike
with that little koala looking at me.
Well, he didn't want you to have to go buy something.
Sorry.
And
Hey.
What has vanderpoel ever done for you?