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It's a good idea, right?
Sir, do you have a minute?
Who's that white lady?
That's a term of affection, by the way.
No, keep that on you! No, no, no! Kim, please!
I assumed you two flew here together.
'Cause you could come through Glasgow if you wanted.
I'm gonna be in New York at the end of the month,
Yes, excellent, Kim!
You know, Colin was rolling.
What is yours?
That was a men's park, Kim! Men only!
What's that mean?
With Iraq, do you feel like people have forgotten about Afghanistan?
I was cursing your name at 0-stupid-30, but I'm glad I came out today.
Whatever. You owe me. What else do you have?
Kim.
At medical school. I was a doctor.
The New Zealand sas back home.
with your special friend Chris.
You can't just do this, okay?
It's true. He had a good long run in the military.
Sorry.
Iain, just shut it.
And I'm black.
I feel so rude even asking this. No, it's fine.
No.
goatees and fat-strong.
Hello.
I'm Scottish, by the way.
When I worked in the hospital,
of a 1989 Toyota pickup?
They believe that he may have been sold
Why would you think that?
Wait here.
Go back to wapping.
Mount up! Jesus, stern!
I've been... I've been using all the wrong swear words.
fun mistake where one of us had an orgasm.
So, no comment on sharia in kandahar or...
You mean hekmatyar? Maybe.
Oh, fuck.
So that lady back at the gym, she's dead.
Hmm?
Jaweed, yes,
Despite Taliban threats, election observers
That's an $80,000 piece of ordnance!
at the end of that, right? Nope.
Yes. Please.
I really shouldn't have my back to the door.
I hate to even bring it up.
Tanya, this is not about my fucking job.
You know, especially with seals and delta out there.
Who is fronting the show?
Yeah, well, everybody heard about it,
Well, that is up to you, Kim.
Great. What am i even doing here, ed?
So, you've been embedded before, then?
from an animal that hasn't hurt anyone.
Well, guess whose responsibility it is
You have something they want for the mornings?
Oh, my shoes. Shit.
Well, you soon might be
I swear to god, they blow up another well,
What the fuck, jaweed? Are they coming or not?
Look, I can't sell Afghanistan in Monday meetings.
No. I'm not you.
Hey.
But when I get back maybe...
Where is bin laden?
I can't smile. My face feels weird.
Here just has shit all.
We still friends, sadiq?
Unless you'd prefer a dry hootch.
And we're clear. Back in 40.
attacks against coalition forces are up,
You have a bed in your office.
are reporting high voter turnout,
You know, we help out with community projects and all.
that's close to home for those of us who cover it.
I would not, sir.
I'm Canadian, you asshole. Ugh.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Can any of you geniuses tell me the kelley blue book value
You know, they got me on this book tour at the moment.
From London, I'll be joined by award-winning
to know about this, so they are hoping
Leaving a message for Susan.
I'm sorry, colonel, i can't accept gifts as a journalist.
Hmm.
Okay, I deserve that.
What, like, rolling-rolling? You have tape?
if you'd fancy a coffee.
Go bile yer heid, ya wee bampot.
Because your ministry for the prevention of vice
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
Jesus!
Coughlin. I didn't recognize you.
Domestic reportage.
Yeah.
There they are.