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they enforced their version of sharia.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Kim, today we are meeting Ali massoud sadiq.
Oi. Now, that there was a bit of fun.
That's why I'm here.
And he got his legs blown off.
The women of the village are destroying it.
I mean, I've got tons of miles.
Is this your first night out?
Thank you, Kim.
I have all the fucking time in the world.
There's aught like a good shag.
I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm not authorized to answer that question.
I get it.
Because you once told me
but that's really above and beyond.
Is there a shower?
Oi, Tanya? What's her story?
The feces smell all the way to here.
That's not true. That's not true.
No, they will not, Kim,
cannot go back to sitting at a goddamn desk. I can't.
Look, geri, I don't know what Tucker has been telling you.
Is that a cab?
I have to go to New York City and justify my life
How are you standing there the one time I curse?
That's what I'm trying to see.
Fuck. I am...
today boiled over into violence and despair.
What's your reason?
No, you're fine. You look good.
No, I know. I'm kidding. No, it's arabic for thankful.
No, they're just really chapped
Because if I hadn't come back to see you lot
Laser off. Laser safe.
I believe I threw your mobile in my cupboard.
I need that story. I need a hit, all right?
Are you fucking crazy, Kim? Please.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, you poor thing. Can I get you anything?
I lost my legs because of an ied, not because of you.
on the changing table in the bathroom?
Who is in your bed, Chris? What?
Thank you.
And Afghanistan should be on our air more, period.
you guys allow reporter embeds.
Yes.
I haven't been on the air in months!
It's a brothel and a Chinese restaurant.
The Navy says hooyah.
Okay? The same bike every day.
No, they are very good.
I'm flipping you the bird in here right now.
That's what's best for the network.
What?
Welcome to Glasgow international airport.
Shit.
But
I would never do this.
Oh, I know.
Jesus. Oy.
God, I thought you got shot at a wedding or something.
I'm going to let you have one of these.
Hello! Where are you going?
Kim, did you ever feel like you're Manning that tollgate
I don't think I can do this.
No, I did.
Uh, sorry.
you know that.
vbc world news.
Uh, that's my supplies. Camera stuff.
I don't know. It's endorphins, right?
You wish to interview me, Mr. ahmadzai?
Twice?
You know it's not, right?
This is an orange ruck. No, ma'am. Not on my vehicle.
I know it's a scam, Kim. So what?
I'm not fucking 6'2, right?
I take another pair of boots off.
Hey, you guys are 3-5, right?
Why don't I know who you are?
It's bugging the shit out of me. Ma'am...
He's still begging in the street. Hey, abrahaim.
The general's busy.
Have a happy ending?
What do dolphins got to do with New Zealand?
I'm not gonna protect my country
- I think I missed one. - Stop!
and they just prop one up and throw rocks at it.
I think we were.
Do you have a special friend?
there's less chance you lose both feet if we hit an ied.
And I kept your stupid fucking plants alive,
Okay! Heads on a swivel!
so, you're good.
God, you know what?
Bye. Bye.
That is heroin, cocaine and amphetamine, all at once.
Oui. For now.
so I got an expedited visa, like, two days ago,
of the islamic Republic of Afghanistan
Go on in, Kim. Jerry's expecting you.
the men would steal our morphine.
When the Taliban was in power,
Ugh!
There is nowhere for you to go.
Oorah, Baker. Get some.
I need a win.
I am still a man, no?
As far as I understand,
because it wasn't a bang-bang, it was about women's rights.
and then we'll go meet some friends in wazir akbar Khan.
I have to go outside.
And you are fucking single, all right?
to members of the ghilzai family?
You forgot my fucking birthday!
What do you mean?
Are you saying I'm a four?
The girl at the north face store
Oh, no, Kim.
How's your baby?
A lot of women find me very charming, Kim.
That kind of stuff.
Hear me out.
you're gonna fucking get it. Shh. Don't talk.
yet another benchmark for preparedness.
All right. Uh... dang it!
And that's it.