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What are you doing?
Didn't we come this way?
In Afghanistan, you're a serious piece of ass.
I taught you how to clear your Internet history, okay?
was produced by our very own Kim Baker.
inshallah.
it's, like, a foot in front of my bike.
Why are we stopping?
I like you, Kim.
No, please. Thanks for having me.
Kim, are you okay? What's going on?
That's a pretty big ask, Baker.
Yeah? Yes.
It's okay. It's all right.
for a very special friend.
I almost fucked a Canadian?
and when they're back stateside, they become fours again.
You can still come with me.
You will be the first western journalist
What?
once you asked me to stuff your knickers in your mouth.
Get down behind the engine block!
That kind of exposure?
Uh, because I'm going to Afghanistan on Tuesday.
They built roads, airport, housing, all that.
Pacha Khan, the warlord?
when it comes to this particular well.
And just one bag,
Actually, I tried to go back
Mmm. Mmm.
Oh, my god. Uh... Kim Baker.
Stop. Stop. I am engaged to be married.
No. I know it's a separate thing!
And you and your crew are clear to tag along.
A whorehouse. You're going to love it.
I can't breathe in here.
Do you want me to go?
You're going to Afghanistan on Tuesday?
Yeah, I ordered some money last week. Still in the post.
Sorry, but I've only been here for a couple months.
I wanted...
Oh, not again.
I don't care. No. I drank too much water and I have to pee.
But, you know, I was... I was in the...
iain mackelpie getting kidnapped.
'Cause I thought it was a Colombian nickname.
They like to shoot off guns at weddings here.
He's the art Garfunkel, right?
Ah! Goddamn it.
I don't know who the woman was it belonged to.
What?
I'm just looking for a statement on sharia in kandahar.
Piss off, that's it! That's it! Hey! Hey!
Just bring us back a six pack, eh?
It's okay, come.
Get back in the car!
And sometimes at night we shoot the big gun,
end?
I'm sorry, you started talking to her before the uav strike?
I like your mouthiness.
Well done, Baker.
beautiful, mysterious Ikea bags, okay?
and I have gone backwards.
in one of those pretty white uniforms.
Tomorrow, I'll drive you to the base for your embed.
Everybody get the fuck out!
I'm trying to see if they put my story up,
Ah! It's so pretty, i don't even want to vote.
That's when we return.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
mahboobullah, this is where my best friend Kimberly lives!
Just incredible. Way to go, Kim!
Is your full name Shakira?
You're in the kabubble. You said so yourself.
For those of you who are behind the scenes, there are
Oh, well...
You fucking kidding me?
Kim!
Rapono!
Pressers and right of boom crap. Who cares?
I'll do my best to stay objective.
Because
I think it's very nice.
but even the army wouldn't take me.
Yeah, I can give you something:
Whoa!
Jesus! What the fuck?
Kim?
No comment.
No, actually, Pakistan. That's where the real shooting shit is.
but make sure you pack extra socks and knickers.
Jaweed's dead.
Yeah, Chris is not super pleased.
and I burst into Jerry's office? How about that?
- Cheers. - Salud.
So, do you believe the afghani people
I hate this fucking airport.
My point. Let's go. Bullshit.
with a western enemy of islam
It's bananas here. It's, um...