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Get out of the way!
What do you mean, over a barrel?
What are you here, like a 15?
Now, I ask you,
That guy? He's dead two years.
Fahim, what's going on up there?
Which is erse... shut up.
It looks like the Attorney General
Tall Brian? What the fuck?
I mean, we're both in a really bad place. And then you
Okay, let's go.
No, you didn't, because this is not me.
Oo-hee? Mmm-hmm.
Then this came along and...
and there's this pesky little 10% line item for the marines,
We need to enterprise something. Okay?
Oh.
and gossip and, you know, hang out.
Well, then who is fronting the show?
Nic?
Iain oo-hee. Don't bother.
Because I think there's plenty of good work
corporal coughlin told me earlier that he is still not planning
There needs to be a revision to the previously announced draw down
Vides, make ready.
This war is like fucking a gorilla.
The human body produces its own heroin.
We're not likely to get an address, but...
Say bye to Kim. Bye, Kim! Say bye.
Jesus!
special about your embed in korengal, and it was amazing.
So, Kim, are you gonna stay for dinner?
Okay.
Ow!
I'm sorry, i can't help you.
It's called Kabul cute.
Hmm.
So these men will probably try to sell him to someone else.
4-6800, line six north.
Sorry.
which they would roll along the front of a man's trousers.
the second most powerful person in Afghanistan.
You know China won the contract to mine for gold up there.
Because you're what, i mean, you're like,
so people can understand that.
What?
I mean, there's only so much any of us have any control of,
I don't know. I'm in Seattle.
Coughlin? Yes. What?
What are we talking about, fahim?
'Cause we got two wars going on now,
It's such beautiful hair.
I am sorry, but we have to go.
That’s not true Q... It’s not true
Woodward, I'm back in Kabul again.
No, we won't. We won't always have it
Miss Baker.
I get it. You're a newlywed. I can
No, not soldiers. Marines.
Oh, god, I'm gonna put it in you so fucking hard,
Hey, I heard that nic quit and you fucked iain!
I wouldn't ask that too loudly, Kim.
They kill us and they break our hearts!
They taught us to open our mouths if we get mortared...
Oh, shit!
Their mantra is that they are focused on doing the job here.
I am a friend of America.
so if someone at reuters can please call me back.
It changes your perception of what's normal until...
I mean, what week goes by that you don't see
What can I get for you? Some tea? The new PlayStation?
Sorry. So, just real quick...
You just shot a javelin at a fucking car!
Yeah. I get it.
Kim, sip that. Okay? You all right?
That's just wrong, because this is not about me.
Mmm-hmm.
Kim, don't get out of the car! Kim!
Who is iain? He's a proper asshole.
You interviewed a young marine?
And you folks here are all the unmarried,
I need something so that geri doesn't decide
Or your friend pacha Khan knows something.
She has a boyfriend. And she's unconscious, okay?
Women who think that an accent
Don't fucking hide.
Eat scrambled eggs off each other?
Come on, just put everything in your mouth.
Which means I need to give Afghanistan fewer resources.
I can make some calls. We can take my car.
Let us have the
Oh, fahim, hi! Pleased to meet you.
are you fucking mental?
Fahim?
Mr. ahmadzai,
Don't remember me like that. No.
Your national animal is the unicorn.
Here is your local mobile. The number is on the back.
Il y a du monde au balcon. Pas mal.
Wait, you have sake?
You sure? Don't just say that to be polite.
And we're here to help.
at least if I'm a fucking woman,
We need to get out of the bubble.
Not that either of those things have ever stopped you before.
I'm trying to get information about
What? According to no less an authority than grace mugabe.
Shall we say tomorrow?
I'll think about it.
Great, thanks.
Soldiers, athletes...
Mmm-hmm.
Wait, what? The pass is open?
Whatever.
The what? It hit the net.
Would you not have gone on patrol today if I weren't here?
No, okay, wait. Fahim, I know I fucked up.
Shit! Hot! Hot bullet things!
and what's best for the network.
Although, sir, you would look spectacular
Don't you think?
beat ever louder in Iraq,
G'day, qadar.
Thank you.