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Her network will pay me triple.
Now I'm ready to party.
Do you know a corporal coughlin?
Thank you. That's so sweet.
Okay, what if i come to New York
What a rush, yeah?
Yes.
Fuck off. Ugh.
Pacha Khan is a businessman.
I told you to stay in the car.
Listen, I think it's impressive.
Plants, mail.
I'll meet you. What?
I just need to get out of Kabul.
Really? You'll meet me in Glasgow?
Sorry.
What the dick?
This is Tucker wang.
fucking carpet anymore.
I am now married. I want to have children.
Gunnery sergeant Clinton j. Hurd.
and I end up in prison.
I understand that you are no longer
Christ, man, we've both fucking made mistakes!
That was a nice fucking well, corporal.
was that.
You would have done exactly what I did if jaweed had gone to you.
that you would just refuse to repair the well this time.
Do you really want to know what I want to do?
Okay, fuck it.
Do what?
Okay, I don't care who the hell's in there. I'm Kim Baker.
Look, a month ago, i was writing a story about corn syrup.
from a Japanese travel writer...
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.
The Taliban used to do this.
Well, they're in luck.
of the islamic Republic of Afghanistan
Here.
you move the fuck forward.
- This is Kim. - Kim Baker?
What is this?
Come on, let's go! Get this shit together! We gotta move!
It's like fucking musical chairs.
I'll get the next flight. Okay.
The only thing I ask is that you make sure my friend is there.
...coalition capacity,
Excused. Good night.
Fuck.
Look, everyone in the kabubble is full of shit. It's okay.
Yeah, I'll meet you in Glasgow.
But I'm not exactly a war zone virgin, you know?
I think I can paraphrase that.
I think that they have a bunch of old Soviet landmines,
It's fahim. Are you ready to go?
The surprise visit from secretary of defense Donald rumsfeld.
Take it off. I'm fucking trying to take it off!
And I am warning you now, do not sleep with iain.
Let's look now at the 12 first-tier drivers in the current coin paradigm.
Okay, yes, of course. Thank you.
Two and a half, actually.
and shag strangers in restaurant bathrooms.
we'll have to wait till they clear the passes.
Well, I hope i didn't ruin your big moment.
Hey, that's my ass! Do you have a mother?
I told you about that?
I would love to be your special friend.
WHAT DA HELL IS HAPPENING HERE???
Roger. Clear to engage target.
Yeah, they're bloody addicted.
I'll come with you in the car if there's room.
Did he say what he wanted?
to somebody named Jerry
would come in with a child.
Since June?
I don't remember what happened last night.
I was at the gym after work one night. Stationary bike.
Brian hooper. Tall Brian.
I don't think I can do this.
It is sadiq.
at a party where alcohol was served.