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It's one of the things that broke us up. That and his wandering penis.
Her paintings are…
Or how about sex, movie, dinner, sex?
No, nothing. Sorry.
Especially the Jonathans. Mm!
-Honestly, it's no big deal.
The color combinations are amateurish. And the whole painting says nothing.
Yeah. I'm out.
Neither. He's a new teleprompter guy from the station.
I'm fine.
Hup!
He said he almost died in service to the people.
But you're gonna wake up tomorrow morning all alone and realize I'm a fucking catch.
Just tell me you're not a professional soccer player.
why don't you try your luck at Gagosian?
Truth. Now hurry. Let's get out here and show these boys what you got.
Michael, can you come up here?
The client is Claire.
Exactly. Okay, I'm gonna take these for a spin. Wish me luck!
-I will check.
I follow your gallery.
-Oh. Oh my God.
your building is probably way too down-market for Claire Lewis.
Nice to meet you, Michael.