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Fine, let's do this tape, but then what?
No, we just need a lot of room for the monster fight.
Jenna, what we have is so beautiful.
That's an excellent question. The answer is questions like that.
No, no, don't tell me your story! I can't handle it.
I have this recurring dream...
Then you take that problem and crush it with your mind vise.
Because it's boring.
To this day, whenever I hear someone's getting divorced,
Hey, get a room... whatever that is!
The boy's only 43 years old.
He has no brain pan!
there's been a underwater nuclear explosion!
Excuse me?
I think has to do with my issues with sex.
Oh, my!
I mean, come on, why can't we just paint each other's toenails,
A Mexican billionaire is calling me right now. Excuse me.
Wow. I don't know, Jenna. I'm pretty beat.
You know, why don't we just dive in to whatever this is?
Why, I once ate an entire witch. A pig was nothing!
Well, kind of.
Now look at me. I'm pathetic!
A basic building block of the human body,
You had a void to fill. Continue.
Are we paying the price for our hubris of science?
I might as well be working at a roller-skating drag-queen restaurant
Uncle Harold is the reason eggs make me gag!
Please let Harold be human.
His sacrifice made you what you are today,
a memory from my own childhood.
And I can't run a business. I'm a failure.
It approacheth with fearsome steps!
You need to see a therapist,
It's so tiny!