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How did you arrive at that number?
I may have let you have the house,
I can't read it, but the next line says,
I don't think so.
It was the final day of the season in Nantucket.
I thought you'd never arrive.
I'll get the extinguisher!
She can lie.
And that wasn't enough, and then I tripled it,
Almost.
Just... About women.
in case you didn't get there in time.
Uh.
Well...
You killed your cat, Barbara.
What I'm trying to say, Susan, is that I don't need a live-in.
Woof.
She's training to be a manicurist.
That's for me?
then I'm a complete slut.
[Engine Won't Start]
She wants to know if you're OK.
It's green for you.
How much did you pay for it?
in exchange for the house.
She wants the house. You want the house.
63 years,
Well, I'll read it now.
but you'll like it. It's peppermint flavored.
Raisins!
Yeah.
I opened a great old one
It took six months to get the floors exactly right,
I won't start the clock yet.
you think you know what's gonna be, but,
It looks, um...
She paid me in cash, Oliver.
Thank you.
She never would have bought it if I hadn't pushed her.
There's only degrees of losing.
1, store in a cool place.
Only you...
Now, some of the dishes tonight are new.
And through all this
Well, I... Yeah, I have a problem with that.
when it came to love or revenge.
Well, let's drink up.
which makes it nice for you.
Your nerve endings get irritated,
[Breathing Heavily]
Nice try.
Yes, she did, but that's not the point.
It's fantastic, isn't it, Elke?
and when trouble begins,
I feel good.
No. Actually, no.
They're my bosses.
Oliver.
Hey, Bennie. Dumb dog.
My fee is $450 an hour.
I want to file criminal charges, and I want her thrown in jail.
It might not have been the lights.
Are you all right? You OK?
Yeah, I know.
I find it hard to believe.
because I've got her to accept the ground rules.
You didn't even call.
I got to finish this brief.
in the market district called the Pas de Cochon.
The pain symptoms are almost identical to angina.
This may be our last opportunity to worry about spending money.
Yeah.
I've always taken care of my kids.
That supposed to scare me?
Oh.
Figs?
OK!
Which is the last thing I ever thought I'd do
They agreed on that.
with big knobby tires and the 200-horsepower engine.
Morning. [Door Slams]
and, well, everything seemed to be under control.
I'm not rich or anything.
You can replace everything.
Mmmm.
Ooh! Up we go.
is keeping hot, sticky weather in the Potomac area.
Never, never, never apologize
When it comes to your wife,
It's more important to me
But I got a scholarship.
Oliver, you're alive.
Barbara... Barbara, I'm sorry.
Uh-huh.
They never seem to.
Get me some pictures, upper G. I.
I was going to drop it on you.
Well, actually, before the limousine...
And, uh, that's our Baccarat story.
Not bad, huh?
to stay married to one person for life.
It's absolutely spectacular.
Thank you.