HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
so don't try to put your shit off on me, all right?
Ahh! I feel great.
Kiss Daddy.
Got it?
[Clock Pendulum Swaying]
What the hell is wrong with you?
What was that?
Ah!
Say please.
Don't leave like this.
I would never humiliate you like this.
That was a genuine laugh.
by the time you... Boy, what a handwriting.
Nobody who makes pate this good
does not automatically get the house.
commonly known as a hiatal hernia,
[Clink]
What do you call 500 lawyers
I do, too, Barbara.
Susan, let me stop the car first.
So what are you and Dad going to do to each other
You know, the kind with the raised flowers
Yes. Here it is.
All the really good stuff,
And that phony laugh.
and they're over the edge.
so let's hear it.
The curtain!
I promise. Everything's just going to be great.
Uh...
I'm not convinced.
What am I going to do with this old place?
I'm more than happy. I'm way past happy.
Never underestimate her as an adversary.
[Whirring]
to the balcony.
The cook's brother brought it over from England.
It was so, so pretty.
We agreed that if you were going to do this liver bit,
Gavin, ever since this thing started,
You are going to be such a huge success.
Some I've, no doubt, made for you before,
except your shaving gear and... His clothing?
Gavin! Gavin!
We'd just had lunch in this wonderful little place
[Footsteps]
Ohh... Oh, Barbara.
OK, we're at the corner.
and, well, you know what that feels like...
and I convinced the man to sell us his half cheap
I love it, too.
Stay upwind of him.
Is that going to make you feel better?
And fill my heart with love
you don't know.
Oh. Ooh.
I think I can swing this over
I'll wait with you.
but Barbara came up with the idea of time allotments.
I don't think you should stay in the house.
could I have a word with my wife, please?
Oh, no, don't bother.
Baccarat.
Should I come?
Mom!
Wait a minute. I forgot something.
You told me you love me.
The Bennie, Bennie, Bennie boy.
We got more square footage
That's the rule.
I got us enough booze for the whole trip.
[Traps Snapping]
Look how crazy you are about yourself right now.
Susan, is that for me?
went very well today.
I had this little case made for it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
$40! 40. Do I hear 45?
They always feel bad after it.
but I definitely advise skipping the fish course.
the poor bastards never had a chance.
and I couldn't stop.
to get you to help me, Gavin?
Mmm...
How kind.
Hi, honey.
I was going to drive to the hospital,
I know this house too well!
and then finds herself desperately trying
The important thing is, your father is alive.
There are four things that tell the world who a man is,
I don't have much money,
But, then, I don't care what they think
Bye!
I want to start living a normal life again.
You're fired.
No. You're selling me out.
and a little money.
These are my favorite kind of cars.
and that's how I came up with this figure...
Don't apologize.
Barbara.
[Footsteps]
But let's face it. I don't need to work, not for the money,
Actually, I read that kids who are deprived
I shall give you that in cash.
Mmm. That's a nice school, too.
All right. Go on. Go home.
Daddy. Daddy.
I mean, she's not being inconvenienced.
Who?