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I said, "Try the kitchen."
Two niggers just stole my truck. Can you believe that shit?
I'm sorry Jimmy
of booze, cigarettes, razor blades, shrimp and lobsters.
$100 a month! After fees!
Every once in a while, I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care.
How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my job, please.
He took the booth near the window so he could see everyone who drove up.
I'd love to help you, but what do you want from me? What'll I do?
Come on, Morrie. Jimmy's waiting. You're past due.
When we got home, we were all over the newspaper.
Not without your car keys, you're not.
Could this be the Canarsie Kid?
I pulled his hair out of his fucking head. I bit him. He's out cold.
Minchia, Artie.
Plus I got that thing with Tuddy later.
Fucking rat. His whole family's all rats. He would've grown up to be a rat.
Jimmy was so excited, you'd think he was being made.
Nike owners be like
Freddy No Nose.
You're a funny guy.
I wonder about you sometimes Tip, you may fold under questioning.
People looked at me differently, and they knew I was with somebody.
-I love that car. -Excuse me, darling, for just a second.
In prison, dinner was always a big thing.
The judge gave Jimmy and me 10 years like he was giving away candy.
Now go home & get your fuckin shine box
Mitch Mcconnell is screwed now Go get en Chuck!
That's it.
This morning’s vibe: Now take me to jail
Looks like somebody we know
-Morris, baby, are you all right? -No, I'm not.
Angie, stop picking at that thing.
Run for me, you prick! Dance, dance the fucking drink back here!
It reminds me, I need this knife. I'm taking this, okay?
Henry says don’t let the sauce stick. I’m stirring it.
You broke your cherry.
We were supposed to be discussing my case.
Henry, come here.
Kyle, do you see the owner of the Airstream here today?
Game coming out soon? Fuck you, pay me.
I talked to him, and he's looking into everything.
It looks like a big one. Maybe the biggest this town has ever seen.
Tomorrow we eat sandwiches. You got to go on a diet, Vinnie.
This is Marie.
I mean, he actually enjoyed it
Sit down. Have a drink. Give them all a drink.
Now go home and get your fucking Shine Box! We will wait!
I know Jimmy. You think I would take chances like him?
You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?
Dear Donald, Bye Bye, Dickhead.
I can't believe this guy.
Papa!
What are you doing here? I told you to go eat a duck.
yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes god seagull we pray to, to than us for our brialy seagull poo bread and our dailseagullpooly daseagullpooy day.
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
he can call Paulie.
tfw you're a union delegate
Look at all this powder around here. That could put us away forever.
I wonder about you sometimes Henry, you may fold under questioning.
and he was doing hits for mob bosses when he was 16.
That bitch Carole Baskin
I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you?
WISEGUYS WOULD PULL UP AND BORRIC WOULD TOSS ME THEIR KEYS. .
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
But I'm funny how?
Now you’re gona dig the hole I got no fucking lyme
Don't talk on the fucking phone
Don't fucking move.
What does she do after she hangs up with me?
- Objection! - Objection sustained.
-Want a drink? -Give me a 7 and 7.
You stuttering prick, you!
I Told u this was our last chance my love.... Anthony, you showed me you don't love me, now it's finally done!
"The Bartender Got $100 Just For Keeping The Ice Cubes Cold."
Pay me my money.
Have You Lost Yo Damn Mind? Oh Yeah, You Haven’t Seen Crazy Yet Boy
How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my expendables, please.
You can be such a pain.
-Get the fuck out. What are you, nuts? -I'm telling you.
Tuddy.
Nimmo!!
The guy who disappeared, the one they made the beef on.
Local cops busting my balls over Lufthansa They turned out to be narcs
Come in for a personalized fitting.
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Didn't I say not to go buy anything for a while?
Anthony Gentilucci
When I'm double crossed Now I have to turn my back on you
It's totally untraceable. Okay?
One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other. And this guys sayin “whadda ya want from me?”
As soon as I got home, I started cooking.
I want my money! I've had it up to here!
You're a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.
Hahahaha!
I don't want to hear a word about her anymore.
You bought your fucking button!
and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills, were dead.
What do you want, fucko? You want something?
-Have a drink. -Have a drink. Come on.
...had respect. People loved one another.
You really are a fanny-pack guy
don't say it
Don’t forget to stir the sauce
"Jerkoff!"
They had a signal set up, so he'd know the minute the ceremony was over.
Jimmy Two Times, because he said everything twice.
What happened? He's cancelled. They saw his twitter page. he's fuckin fired.
And it was when I first met Jimmy Conway.
Karen came to the house. She's very upset.
So?
Tell the truth. You're looking for sympathy?
You want to see helicopters?
$800 $800?
Maybe you could come in with me, take a piece of this joint. It'd be good.
You'll do 25 years. See how much of a good guy you'll be then.
Pilates is the best Hahahaha
Two ni***rs just stole my truck! You believe that shit, huh?
That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI could never understand.
Why did you do that?
- How about him? - No.
I got the most expensive tree they had!
I fucked kids like that in the can. In the ass. I fucked em
.
I thought you had one of your bitches In here
-How's that, all right? -What's the fucking matter with you?
Let's have some drinks. Drinks on the house.
Me to my tv watching the Pats right now
I had a meeting with Tuddy at 11:00...
Just a lil taste
Fridays dinner is on the house
To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.
You know, when you think of prison you get pictures in your mind...
Here's a wing.
It's not even fair.
I'd like you to know that you have a birthday girl living in 2R, Rossi, Jen Rossi
But I got nowhere else to go, Paulie.
Motherfuckers, we got em now
Pick out a few for yourself.
No, I thought you said you were all right.
Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt...
I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR BITCHES IN HERE
He says, "What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?"
-It's your fault. -You started it.
you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount.
Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
You believe me?
You wanna see UFOs? Come on, I'll show you UFOs
Bye Bye Dickhead
Without the mashed potatoes, it’s him!
You have to go home to the family, you understand?
I wanted to go shopping. Can I get some money?
How can you mention it? Vinnie would kill him.
You’re looking for someone with more experience? Fuck you, hire me.
You'll like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella, one of us."
Get out of my life! I can't stand you!
You look wonderful. Be careful. Congratulations.
- Looking good. - Thank you. Good to see you.
Being together all the time made everything seem all the more normal.
- Who is it? - It's Belle. Open up.
Why are you up so late?
I'm not saying you gotta go back to her this minute, but you gotta go back.
You don’t know what you’re doing
Stir the sauce Thanx
the Copacabana is proud to present the king of the one-liners...
Plus, I knew Sandy would get on my ass.
You got a problem with what I did, Mr Hate Coffee?
We were all so very close.
It was real greaseball Sith
There’s only one Peter Puffer in this group, and it’s Dan
Chris on Jackrabbit launch
What are you doing?
...
Good, let her sneak this stuff in for you every week.
-Thanks. -You too, Henry.
Evidently, they got their money. I'm wearing the same shit.
I don't want to. Am I supposed to pick up and leave everything? Go hiding?
It's going to be a good summer.
- Chinese food? - No, come on, sit down.
We had a pasta course, and then we had a meat or a fish.
-I got to go. -Where are you going?
Connor folds. . . . . . Like a circus tent
An aristocrat
I couldn't stand him.
Gerry!!
Trump!
You're a real jerk. You wasted eight fucking aprons on this guy.
_
You know why?
You're not normal. She's right. What's wrong with you?
Come on.
Yes, I want you to know, sir, that you have a whore...
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Go fuck your mother
After what you said, I couldn't come to you.
You cut my dick off
He just comes in like he's picking up lost baggage.
CINCINNATI FANS THINK THEY'RE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!
When Henry picked me up, I was dizzy.
What kind of people are these?
.
- I'll play these. - You'll play those?
They want Henry, not me.
It’s gonna be a good summer
It’s gonna be a white boy summer
When your Facebook Live torture video Goes viral!!!!
It was among the Italians It was real greaseball shit
SITH HOLOCRON IS THE NEW META
He's looking into it. We'll see what happens. No promises.
Ya Stuttering Prick, Ya! I Wonder About You Sometimes, You May Fold Under Questioning!
When I finally got to the hospital, Michael's doctor wanted to put me in bed.
We ran everything.
I ask these guys not to leak anything and they
Spider, what's your rush?
You look like you’re decorating a Christmas tree, ya fuckin’ prick
Welcome to the family.
Come here.
What's right is right
I knew Paulie didn't want anybody dying in the building.
That's what he gave me. $3,200 for a lifetime.