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And it keeps me going, andl love it
If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom.
- To you, baby, to you. - Here we go.
What exactly are you doing here?
As long as it's not weird for you - I don't want you to feel like
♪ Well, if things don't change around here
Holy sh... No, we can't do this.
Should be good.
So you either cook my menu or Tony can.
What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language?
I don't know that I feel like a turd.
No shit. You got a fucking taco truck?
Reservations out the door.
Steel wool, right?
"Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter".
Eat it slow.
MAN: A mark. B mark.
Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on.
♪ To make you say that you love me
- Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine.
"reminded me why I write about food as a vocation."
Oh, good. What does it mean?
- That's pretty damn big. - Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account.
You know that the nannies can't get on the plane.
We've served the same food for five years.
- MARTIN: Wow. - We should do sliders, man.
Do you know how hard my whole staff works?
Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but...
Huh? Look at that.
- I appreciate it. - Do you know why?
Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them.
- 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.
My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet.
Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
When you have it here, it's good because it reminds you of,
He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit.
- Come where? - On the trip.
Yes, you can do it. There you go.
Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that.
You walk him through the prep on the po' boys and get the plancha going.
Carl, easy.
- Like in 'Grand Theft Auto'? - No, this is where I grew up.
- Alright, so... - Let's start off easy.
Whatever the case, OK? You seem to be cooking for yourself again.
- Where's the hottest spot? - Right here is the hot spot.
- What?! - I'm parking the car.
(INEZ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Remember?
But I can still work on the truck, right?
- Know you can't eat your own supply. - Put it away after this.
Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed?
(CROWD CHATTERS)
♪ Travis County took my picture but, no, I didn't smile
(BOOTIES SQUEAK)
- And? - And, uh, you know, it's terrible.
Dad.
Who doesn't like food trucks?
- I just... - He needs you, Carl.
And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex...
(SIGHS AND READS) "@ChefCarlCasper -
I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept...
- Is it on? - Yeah. We're doing it.
- French fries? - That's right, a fryer.
He sees all this shit on the computer.
- Hey, pal. - Hey.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
I think, um...
- This is not the moment. - It is. I wanna know why.
- Big one. - Arm around you? Is that good?
Can you read it to me, please?
(CLANG AND CLATTER)
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
'Cause this shit's good. Alright?
- Or eight of the small. - Dad.
- Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. - Yes. Yes.
- Who needs a little bit more? - We got four Cubano all day.
- (SINGS IN SPANISH) - Hi.
Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on.
- Nice. - Fryer next?
- Maybe I'll talk to Marvin. - Mm-hm.
I had been drinking that day. I... l... l didn't know what to do.
People love it.
Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere.
I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry.
(SIGHS) How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen?
We're going to Café Du Monde.
♪ And my emotional stability is leaving me
More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there.
(ABUELO AND BAND SING 'OYE COMO VA')
I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time.
So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
- Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man.
(PEOPLE CHEER AND WHISTLE)
♪ Sexual healing is good for me
- It's good? Seasoning? - Oh, it's perfect.
PERCY: Dad.
- Just take the fucking picture, OK? - I got it.
It's a big deal.
I thought I was sending you a private message.
Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man.
He wrote that to me?
If I can get one end up on the tailgate.
@ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool?
- Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack.
That's my kid. He did all that.
I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known.
(LATIN-AMERICAN COWBOY MUSIC)
Oh, shit.