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I don't know.
I originally got into wine through my ex-husband.
Oh, you've been thinking. And?
A-ha, I see. Is it good?
Okay. Well, I'll see you around then.
Oh, we took a couple of wrong turns, thanks to Magellan here.
You like Rieslings? Rieslings?
This is Ken Cortland, my husband.
- It was bumper-to-bumper the whole way. - Sure, sure.
- How do you know? - No rock.
- Can we really open anything we want? - Yeah, yeah. Anything.
How small she could make you feel?
No, no, I bet. I bet. Yeah.
I'm looking out for Christine's feelings too.
Once again.
Jack, come on.
You can't kill yourself before you've even been published.
Let's just say that I'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.
that I have decided not to come to the wedding.
- Look what I got for our favorite girl. - Motherfucker!
- Triple espresso, please. - For here?
- Hi. - Jack!
Yeah, that'd be a good move.
- Me?! - 'Cause of my ankle.
I know I did a bad thing, all right? And I know I'm a bad person.
Maybe six weeks.
Yeah, but that's not the whole story.
Well, actually, there is word.
Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her?
I'll find you! I will find you, bub! I'll find your ass!
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you're sitting at my table.
Credit cards, cash, my fucking I.D.
and thrilling and subtle and...
What?
So, I think it's great.
- Where's Jack? - Had to make a phone call.
Yeah.
I had a nice time tonight, Miles. I really did.
- Stephanie, stop! - I can explain!
Jack.
No. You know, it's just, I heard about this
All right? But life is short, Miles.
And what was that other one you did?
so don't you think your negativity's a little premature?
Because I knew you'd get so freaked out that you wouldn't even come on this trip.
I haven't told her I'm available.
What I said was that there was some interest at Conundrum.
Hey, man... Do you have that other condom?
It's your favorite client.
- Whatever. Sorry. - No, no, no. It's not "whatever".
And I just...
He committed suicide before he was published. Look how famous he is.
Like what a fraud he was.
Everybody's just gonna be holding their breath, waiting to see...
- You know her? - Sure, I know Maya.
I just thought we could say a quick hello to my mother.
I fucked him.
Like what?
- How's the trip? - Oh, it's good, it's good.
Thanks.
to understand pinot's potential
How he wants to move here and get a place with the two of them
Yeah.
"outside of Boston.
The wedding rings are in my wallet.
She was tired, silly.
Yes, I see. Great.
I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue
If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble,
Congratulations. You look happy.
so I suppose that, technically, some of it is non-fiction.
If anyone plays broom ball, i'm leaving I'm not playing any f***ing Broom Ball
Well, maybe it just seemed new,
Bathroom.
I'm...
- I just wanna make one quick stop. - For what?
Reel her in. Let's ratchet this up a notch.
Miles, there's something I gotta tell you.
"Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind.
I am not much of anything, really.
I'll pay for it, okay?
Are you kidding me?
- Aren't you tired? - The chick digs you, man!
Hey, you know, you ought to invite Maya to the wedding.
- Home Depot. - Home Depot.
Just get it over with.
- Nice job. - We like it.
The girl is looking to party,
We gotta go back. I left my wallet.
Check out that chick.
- Great. What's the latest we can get there? - About 2:30.
I'm sure he believed every word of it.
it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day.
- Well, I'm glad you got it out of your system. - Yeah, baby.
Thank you.
Why don't you buy a bottle, then go outside?
Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf.
- And what was the bottle that did it? - '88 Sassicaia.
She can even differentiate all different kinds of Italian wines.
They're just leftovers.
I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a penknife or any of that other horseshit.
Although there is quite a bit from my own life,
- Cyclical, I guess. - I guess.
- Thanks a lot! - It's okay.
All right.
Miles. Miles.
I can’t help take the ornaments off the tree. Because of Enzo.
there are some things I have to do that you don't understand. You understand Greeks, spreads, etfs... but you don't understand my plight
I liked it when you caught me fucking him! Oh, yes! Oh, yeah!
Page 750 on is exactly the same.
- You are a bad bitch. - Yeah!
Still hurts. Just go explain the situation, Miles.
Oh, nothing...
Come on.
Hey, Miles. I heard you stopped by the restaurant to see me last night.
The fucker hit into us.
Nice technique there... Cammi.
- Come on. Let me drive. - No, I got it. You should rest.
You're asking me to go against it.
Only somebody who really takes the time
Something casual, but nice. They think you're a writer.
I'm gonna have to have an operation, maybe even a couple of'em.
You've gone crazy.