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- Watch your head. - Yeah.
- This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. - Go to it.
Yeah.
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- See you later, Miles. - Thanks, Stephanie. See you.
The marrow of his bone', I repeated aimlessly
- I was, like, 16, 17. - Really?
I'd say you're right on the money.
How old is she gonna be?
We were thinking, maybe, you went the wrong way, you went to Tijuana...
It's really rare. Okay?
Like your '61.
How she's the only woman that's ever rocked his world.
- French oak. - Really?
Tastes pretty good to me.
Oh, hey, guys. Do you mind?
No, no. No, look...
The Windmill.
There you are, gentlemen.
marrying no less than Derek Sommersby.
- Oh, my condolences, man. - What are you pouring tonight?
They don't even make it anymore.
Are you okay, Miles?
I'm gonna get you laid.
She's incredibly hot.
I mean, did the father finally commit suicide, or what?
Oh, right.
Do you need some money?
and for our entrees we have medallions of pork dusted with black truffles
Are you chewing gum?
The guy you were before the tailspin. Do you remember that guy?
So, how long have you been into wine?
“ What the hell are you doing?”
I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Just take me home.
- Hey, what should I wear? - I don't know.
Excuse me.
Boiling.
- Hey! - Where were you guys?
I don't know what the hell I'm trying to say.
Forget it. Your wallet was stolen in some bar.
This could be our last chance. This is our week, man.
No, I'd just fuck 'em up.
And that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor.
What about the new ending? Did you like that?
It's time.
Loud and clear. Whatever you say.
You could work in a wine store, Miles.
but there's all of this work going on at my building,
Un-fucking-believable!
His mother just died.
"'The marrow of his bone', I repeated aimlessly.
- ...but not for me. - Come on.
And she knows this trip is only for a few days.
What... What's on your mind?
Understanding about what,Jack?
Oh, yeah! New ending vastly superior to the old ending.
And... I was kind of taken aback.
You wanna come?
Okay!
The injustice may be their plan, and they said, "Well, we can't just go..."
but if I'd bought up in Santa Maria when I had a chance,
I just got divorced, Phyllis.
And then they think you have no idea. You have no control over it.
Hey, man. Here's to my last week of freedom.
I should really go.
I know what you need.
- That's five klicks, Jack! - Fucking-A right, it's five klicks.
She's not uptight or controlling. She's just cool.
Think it worked? Fuck no. How do you think I met her?
I used to be a regular on a couple of series.
was coming for a visit and bringing a certain special friend.
I would have called sooner,
- So as the wine ages, the tannins will dissipate. - Right. Of course.
That's an interesting perspective
Say, this is my buddy Jack. He's getting married next week.
HERE's your wallet
There's just a flutter of, like, a...
Me going down on you
- You sure you didn't say anything to Maya? - Yes, I'm sure I'm sure.
You dick! Why do you have to focus on the negative?
I was beginning to think it was never gonna happen.
heart
I mean, I stopped by for a drink. I didn't see you.
What are you doing?
Yeah. Same here.
Deep.
The Day After Yesterday.
Here you go.
Please, just shut up! Fuck!
People love that guy.
Later, man.
and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing.
She's cool, she's funny, she knows wine.
I am going to get laid before I get married on Saturday. Do you read me?
And it's kind of based on personal experience.
Fuck!
This is our estate Syrah.
You know?
Yeah. It's tight.
So we're all going out.
Don't answer it.
So, you know, I'm thinking about going on a hike.
Since the last time we spoke? I don't know.
- Hiya. - Hi.