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What the fuck, man? People get killed left, right and center in this town!
I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.
People have the right to do whatever makes them happy.
I'll will it not to happen.
Girls, get out of here!
Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured.
Why are we talking on the phone?
- Hang out. - Take long lunches.
Keep your hands inside, then.
Well, that shouldn't be too hard to find in this town.
We're in L.A. Harbor. Over.
Uncle Benny?
Oh, yeah, toast.
I was riding my bike one day...
- Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh.
The baby's due in days and you guys haven't talked about getting married?
- Maybe. - Maybe?
Keep your head down. Let them shoot each other!
Here, boy.
Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing.
He'd kill them. So?
You stay away from my girl.
What's going on?' Why are you lying to me?
Wife?
Closer! Closer!
Regular asshole. What do we do now?
Oh, shit.
We'll hang here. Coast Guard'll be here soon.
Shit. I'll draw his fire. You run for cover.
- China's west too. - We can't divide.
He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad.
Hey, Riggs, you all right?
- A son? - In law...
- That's awful. - I'm kidding.
Not in this department. But stop bothering me!
I'm all over it. I talked to some illegals. They only knew the shooter by sight.
Will it to me, Riggs! Riggs!
- Now get out of here. - Thank you, captain.
Your baby is having my baby.
- It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark. - Ebony Clark.
- That's me. - That's you.
Astern! Avast, you landlubbers!
Anytime you want. - I might even train for it.
What happened?
He didn't get too far. They found him on a rooftop nearby.
- Shit. - There's cruise control.
You are an ugly situation.
- Let's run him over. - Glad you see things my way.
- I couldn't stop them. - Hey, fellas.
What?
And our grandchildren.
- Can't live with that. - I love that name.
In Hong Kong you'd be dead by now
because I am!
These machines wreck your plastic, then give you the camera.
Thanks.
They fuck you with the fake delivery
- Trish is Ebony Clark. - Trish is Ebony...
You never talked about children?
Okay? Trish gave me some money.
You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point?
And it's Roger.
So don't think you're the only one. Okay?
Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter.
Actually a whole family.
Thank you so much.
I'm not gonna buy a hemorrhoid cushion.
Like a son.
I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs?
You lucky son of a bitch!
- Currency in mainland China. - People's money?
Large family.
They fuck you, they fuck you with the super boosts
That was good work. You must be a detective.
From Mexico.
I kept my nose out of it...
Awaiting instructions. Over.
- How do we know it's the right one? - I don't know.
Trish gave it to me.
We're not too old for this shit. We're not too old for...
Sorry, Rog, about your loss. - Thank you, man.
I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry.
Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?
Pull over! See that?!
I fucked you. I fucked you.
We got no hard evidence, but we're pretty sure the big boss is Benny Chan.
My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist?
Sorry.
Heh, heh. I got to get to the bank.
Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling.
I owe you one, kid.
Or you go through a tunnel or some shit. And they keep making it smaller.
Don't be alarmed, Uncle Benny. It's only a drill.
Right! Fuck you!
How's it going, Riggs? - Hi.
If Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be a Chinese Triad.
Riggs, who's the perp?
My legs are staying closed!
- How? You don't have any guns! - Yeah?
Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay?