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So... he bought it. Hook, line and sinker.
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and you guys are aware
I don't think that you'll find an associate, um...
I mean, for instance, there's something called mansplaining?
Just pay the guy.
Both partners happen to be female, Erlich.
Hey, Richard, but you're not seriously gonna defend yourself in court, right?
Twenty thousand dollars.
And now, I sue people like you.
My man, I was told I had a spot on the floor tonight,
the Incredible Shrinking Hendricks,
You've got a big heart.
If only.
Yo, what up, what up, what up?
Well, maybe you should pull out the bug gun...
Yeah. It's at the high end of standard.
Don't hit... No, no, no, no! Oh!
Stu is saying that since all eight companies
Well, bye then.
before "Cancion De Amores."
This one has an app,
to mount a challenge against this guy's patent.
which is why you should know that a patent troll
Just, um... do your best Ed Chen impression.
- No problem. - My name is, uh, Richard Hendricks,
I couldn't tell a computer from a toaster.
- Sex with what? - Female.
Oh, I-I... I don't think we need to get into...
I started out in the medical field,
- With? - Microsoft Azure.
And you have one underpowered laptop,
but I'm not going down without a fight.
- added to your shopping list. - Come on.
Now, listen, Richard, I wouldn't worry so much.
I did. I had to overclock Anton,
My grandson is the software expert.
Unlike you, I now work for a living.
No, but seriously, what brings you in today?
built-in intrusion prevention, SSL decryption and inspection,
back when it was just some stupid search app for music copyright... s.
um, my lawyer has actually drafted a partnership agreement.