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What? Screw you! You can't pound someone's ass like I can!
- I have sinned against you! - Oh, this guy is so gonna burn!
God damn it!
Hey, come on, guy! Give me a break!
- Who's in there? - I don't know.
Well, it's just that you've washed that same dish seven times now, silly.
I have to tell you something that might make you a little mad.
And then this one time, I was at the park and the priest was out walking his dog,
- Kids... - You're a sinner!
Father, the children asked me about their handicapped friend.
We have to confess! We have to confess our sins before we die!
Saddam is... crazy.
Once you are in Hell, you cannot escape.
You'll be getting in the confession box with a priest
- Oh, no. - Father...
- Yes, but... - Mr. Father!
I've been looking all over for you.
Yes, as a Jew, your home will be the Lake of Fire.
I can't, Saddam. I'm with Chris now.
And adults have not been coming to confession.
I mean, if you don't go to Hell for crucifying the saviour,
then maybe he'll see how happy we are together.
Come on, Satan, we're all adults here. He was an important person in your life,
The handicapped are just people like you and me, so the same rules apply.
So he can't really confess his sins. So is he going to go to Hell?
Yeah!