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Well, let's see. I'd like to start, if I may, back when I was two-and-a-half.
You're doing unnatural things in the house of God!
Sister Anne told us we have to confess all our sins,
Where was I gonna go? Detroit?
- No, Chris. - It's okay if you do.
You live forever in horrible pain, in burning agony.
I can't do this.
S is for Satan
Oh, no.
That is all. Peace be with you.
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
Come on. The stupid light won't change.
"This sort of penetration will increase
Now let me explain how communion works.
Everybody loves a hookie-lau
Hey, there's a window in the back that's usually open.
The guy in there said I have to say 54 Hail Marys.
Yeah, what if we hadn't?
Just put the boxes by the...
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 7 x 11 x 29 = 3248
Yeah. Yeah, it's just the movers.
- So we don't burn. - Yeah. I'll see you later, Mom.
You see, Christians use Hell
Thank you, Mr. Mackey. Hello, everyone.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
and confessing all your sins so that God can forgive you.
The priest here said that people with mental handicaps might end up in Hell.
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
All sinners are there in misery, dying over and over and over.
Oh, boy.
We have lived our lives for ourselves, totally ignoring the Lord!
Look, Saddam, I know that you and Satan had a relationship.
And then this one time, I put super glue all over the priest's Bible...
My life is good now, Saddam.
Do you still love him?
Forgive me, Heavenly Father!
Oh, son of a bitch!
We will be!