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You're a smart guy, Don. Mm-hm.
Now, grab a shovel.
Red Tag Sales always are.
Come on in and have a seat.
(♪♪♪)
(♪♪♪)
Okay. Oh, pop it! Pop it!
To, uh...
Thank you.
(♪♪♪)
(MONA CHUCKLES)
Huh. Yeah.
(♪♪♪)
Please don't.
♪ Can you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪
(KNIFE PIERCING FLESH AND FREEMAN GRUNTING)
I guess.
Mona, I am your husband. If you can't tell me, who can you tell?
LES: Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.
♪ I don't wanna do right today ♪
I won't have Andrew compete against a child on steroids.
♪ Can't control, can't control ♪
Andrew! ANDREW: What?
Well, don't give it away. Ha-ha-ha. Give it away.
(STAMMERING)
and I know it hurts you a lot. I can see that. I can see...
♪ For a rebel heart Keep walking tall ♪
(♪♪♪)
I'd like that very much.
What would our friends think? What would the community think?
You would be nowhere! Nowhere without me!
Mona's orders. Hm.
You look great. Thank you.
♪ I'm a dirty dog ♪
Last night. Before she... We, uh...
(DOOR CLOSES)
Oh, don't stop.
Let's at least have a proper send-off. I'm not having sex with you.
♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪
Wow, look at them big old titties.
Of course you do.
No, it's not.
Thank you.
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
Get off me, get off.
here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs
Back. Are you back? Are you back?
They nearly crippled Les. Now they're threatening us.
You understand me? Yeah?
♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪
(GUNSHOTS)
What the hell happened?
well, you know, anything's possible.
I'm bleeding really bad, bro.
Uh, yeah.
Unless, of course,
Whoa.
Burn it while we watch.
♪ You know that you shouldn't ♪
Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out?
(GRUNTING)
♪ Something you've never seen before ♪ ♪ You've never seen ♪
Did you invite Dusty to the party?
Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes.
But when you've been doing this as long as I have,
She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hm?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yes. He called. I've gotta meet him in about a half an hour at the office.
That fucking white-bread piece of shit, that furniture store man.
(♪♪♪)
and support her family.
Oh, no.
like that wench you screwed.
The pussy or the dick? MURPHY & FREEMAN: Ha-ha-ha.
Hello. DUSTY: Hey.
Yeah. Actually, she did.
Mm-hm.
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
Never.
Then you have to tell Mona first. Oh.
I can't. I can't, I'm sorry.
♪ And through it all If we fall apart ♪♪
At home. I've already put it on the schedule.
Sometimes the weather
I am dressed for a covert operation.
Oh, boy. Heh-heh-heh.
I don't think they're gonna be able to make it.
ANDREW: Don't be a sore loser.
It's the crystal meth? Yeah. Crystal, like champagne.
I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake.
I'm gonna blend in with the night.
Okay.
No. No way. No way?
(LIGHT CRACKLING)
♪ Want some more, want some more ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪
Dirty South, bitch. Ha, ha.
♪ Well, you can get this lap dance here For free ♪
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
about you burying your beef inside my girl?