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- It's not that cold. - You out of your mind?
Oh, yes, please. He's very good.
- What do you think? - What?
A hundred mites
laughing his ass off.
I can pay you back really soon, that and the last loan.
Come on.
Yeah, they don't do that. You gotta be current to ship out.
but if you do, you should be wearing condom on condom,
Huh? Where's your corncob pipe?
I wouldn't mind the hanging
- because you are shit. - Okay.
“More, more, more,' cried the bed.
- A little dago red? - Yeah.
Oh! No, no, no. Heh.
but, um, maybe also in obtaining management.
you go back on the roster and I can ship you out.
Hi.
In Chicago.
That's enough. - Fine.
She came in to tell me she decided
Fare thee well
Howard Greenfung.
- Llewyn. - No, I'm not kidding.
You yell stuff, man. It's a show.
When Igo back Baltimore
I have to run the elevator.
Oh, it was a fine And a pleasant day
Or whatever your pre-Columbian shit is.
You a funny boy, huh?
Oh, no, cried King Henry
After last time, I just can't tell you how sorry I am.
It's not like me and Mike were ever a big act.
Oh, that's- That's good. You got a new cat.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
No, Llewyn has the cat. I'm Llewyn. I have his cat.
Eleven-five. But why?
Mr. Grossman.
Shit.
Yeah, you want it?
No, no, one word, Greenfung.
Holy shit.
Okay. I'll see when the guy can do it then.
- Whenever, more than a month ago. - Oh.
And a dagger in my hand Poor boy
Fare, fare thee well
- Okay. - Yeah. Oh-oh-oh.
Somebody got sick and dropped out. He thought you'd like the work.
All right. Um...
Think about it. I lost their fucking cat. I feel bad about it.
And in my heart
Clean Asshole Poems,
It's more than that.
Don't send me off into outer- P- p-p-p-please
Hang me up so high
MY Suggestion?
Oh, uh, Mitch and Lillian's, uh, folk song friend.
Llewyn, it goes to his upkeep. We don't get any.
We're switching over. Could you pay the ticket?
Jesus, Llewyn, you don't even fucking remember.
Now, I will write you a receipt,
I love you.
- Is it-? Cincinnati?
- Could I take a message? - Uh...
Wow.
I do my thing, and one day you wake up wondering:
But The Times is gonna be there.
So it went okay?
- Oh, there's the cat. - Yeah.
- You drive, right'? - Yeah.
Really? So did you bring your dick along too?
- because you want it to. - Is that why?
- Shachtmanite? - What?
I miss mike
- All right, thanks for the coat. - What?
There's the discipline, which is what you're referring to.
Sullivan Show.
Excuse me?
What's he like?
There you go, Llewyn Davis.
and found myself purging from every orifice,
Well, it would have to be something, stupid fucking name like that.
- Cincinnati, it's not in here. It should be in there.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, which? Out or fuck you?
Oh, good kitty. Jesus, thank God.
Oh, please don't start with the double condoms again.
Thanks for keeping quiet, asshole.
But I can get down there. - He's hanging out at Jim and Jean's.
You wanna know why? This would interest you.
- In Akron? - To deliver the, uh...
- Well, if the music's not- - What? Quit?
Went up on the mountain
Uh-huh.
- Where's Mel? - Mel's at a funeral.
Okay, yeah, well, her playing that was pretty on the beat.
your food's brought to you, don't even have to get up to shit.