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I just heard you talking about my friend here.
Are you sure you want to join us, bro?
I'll do it if you just go away now.
You want old Coach to exact sweet revenge, huh?
ADULT ADAM: Then one day, everything changed.
What? Why?
to inspire Barry in his own way.
It's the stuffy administration coming to clip my wings.
Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg.
Okay. Name three types of inert gases.
So, my brother's been a bad friend to Emmy Mirsky.
I'm sure they'll see it that way.
ADULT ADAM: It had been days since Emmy talked to me,
Boom! Read it and weep.
O Captain! My Captain!
- You'd never learn if I did that. - Learn what?
And that means she picks out your clothes for the rest of your life.
- "Physics"? - (SIGHS)
thank you for believing in us.
Imagine how miserable she'll be when I go off to Harvard.
No, you said I couldn't "Captain" him,
ADULT ADAM: Like most substitute teachers, she didn't know very much.
I am gonna give you one second to walk away. One!
Do you know how hard it was for me to be Frizzica?
ADULT ADAM: Standing on a desk was how Robin Williams inspired his students.
Good morning, class.
- You mean memorizing? - Done! Quiz me.
Uh-huh.
Let me go upstairs and get his ass in gear.
all over that old desk.
on the black market in 30 years.
She's still not talking to you, huh?
I'm the foot doc, y'all.
Dork!
I have enough anger in me to last for at least three days.
If you tell her after you got into college.