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Pops, what's the atomic weight of chloride?
on what it's like to be a freshman girl,
and it would take a miracle to fix our friendship,
It's like he thinks they can hear him!
We're just the JTP.
Shirt.
I don't know the future
Keeping up with you?
You mean, your students or your actual kids?
But you want to know the worst part?
I mean, we are not the same.
And that is how you perform CPR on a man.
- How did you not feel it? - I was going through a salad phase!
- MAN: Hey, shut up. - You shut up!
You know the rule.
(PANTING) Not the trash!
"I heard he's playing at the farmer's market this weekend."
Bonjour, my little French fries.
I'll tell you who knew. Beverly Goldberg.
And when those great teachers got sick,
I will learn all chemistry... No, all science!
Yo. Get this note to Goldnerd for me.
is more important than life-saving CPR,
You want me to cheat?
I know! I mean, why not shorts vs. Pants?
- but you were wrong, sucka! - You showed me.
Whoa. When you've got hate in your heart, you're, like, crazy-smart.
Maybe now you'll know what it feels like
I don't think that's right, but sure.
maybe you'd like to stand and share it with the rest of us.
But Emmy does. She has you.
(GROANS)
Small price to pay to avoid total humiliation.
Okay, before you throw a hard object at me and say "Get out"...
- But that's where my soul resides. - Come on, man.
Indeed, Geoffrey.
You're a douche lord!
They pushed us, inspired our minds, and made us who we are today.
- Mom says you won't. - Oh, I will.
Point is, maybe we should just be more sensitive.
instead of being there for her.
to address his relationship with cocaine.
That's right. He knows stuff we can't even begin to comprehend.
'Cause it's like taking a trip around the world
- Who? - Supermodel Kathy Ireland.
"I know mine's old Glascott.
Dude! Knock first!
I'm sorry, Dad.
ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I finally saw how hard it was for Emmy,