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which is like 2000 miles away, as you probably know, in Polynesia.
I mean, I think my butt would still be a pretty good one, though.
Not like an I live in the wall and eat crickets kind of weird,
Of Phi lota Mu?
Well, yeah. I mean, that's one way you could look at it. Yeah.
But I just turned 27 last night.
Don't worry, you can't be any worse than we were.
Oh, Mr. Hefner...
- Excuse us. - Wait.
It was so nice to see you.
Well, I hope she was being ironic.
Girls of the Midwest, Girls with GEDs, Girls of Charlie Sheen.
You think I'm young?
Well, the same thing happened to me,
Okay, I'm ready.
I actually added something to your orange juice.
I hope everybody at the old folks' home is doing great.
- Twenty-four, 25. - Up here! Pick me!
Not good.
But I said it kind of quietly, I think.
I guess I am a little proud.
Lilly just texted me from the closet. She says we're not misfits.
This year, we are gonna get lots and lots of pledges.
Pre-med, family in Greenwich.
and selling the calendars will help us raise money for our phil-an-coppopopy.
Six Virgin Marys and one Kamikaze.
Not cool, man. Let's go. Come on, come on, let's go.
Why didn't anyone show up?
Hef!
- Just do it again. - Got it?
- Sorry, let me take care of that. - It's okay. It's okay.
Yes. Yes, I would.
Oh, well, kindness is just love with its work boots on.
I can't leave my Zeta girls.
What bird?
Yeah, because the whole peeing-in-your-pants thing
Back, back... Back it on up
Yeah.
We have a rocking GPA and our very own Korean manicurist.
You don't need to hide anymore.
So, what time can we drop by for drinks?
I just went over there to look for my money
I like taking long walks with rude people. Only on short piers, though.
I'm not either. But the point is, you're a butterfly now, not an earthworm.
Oh, no, no. It's just this thing I do to remember people's names.
So, Miss December, you got your bikini on under there? Huh?
Me too! Me too!
Lilly, you talked.
Besides, I gotta get back to work.
Twenty-six, on top. Thank you. Twenty-seven.
because she says she can't deal with goodbyes.
And then I saw him talking to Ashley.
If I thought you all were quitting... My heart would just fall out of my head.
It's going to be huge.
Well, you take care, Shelley.
Well, Shelley, you didn't really move to Peru.
Oh... Job.
Go! Go! Get up there! Go! Go!
Hey, I know where I know you from.
He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Good morning, Shelley.
So, thank you guys so much for letting me be your housemother.
I'm gonna be the next Miss November, not that little blonde bitch.
Yep.
Okay, this is your most important secret weapon, the water bra.
I'm home.
Oh, heck, no!
Carrie Mae, go work your magic.
- He's gonna love your shoes. - Deep breath, take a deep breath.
- I'm getting Cs in all my classes. - Why am I looking like this?
You did send out the invitations, didn't you?
Would you maybe stop giving me tickets if I told you I was having a really bad week
be lashy
Bless your heart
Yes. He didn't seem too excited to be going out on a second date,
People have lots of different styles all over the world.
Now I live in the Playboy Mansion.
The music's playing. Our bodies are swaying.
Mr. Hefner, Shelley's actually gone. She told me to give you this letter.
Shell? Just a quick little side note,
Kind of like a coming-out party. So we are gonna take some pictures.
We'll put this on the Mansion tab and have it all sent over this afternoon.
OLIVER!
- Bye. - Bye.
My head and my heart tell me that we can save Zeta.
and I'm wearing deodorant. Carrie Mae?
Yeah, baby?
Just go over there and talk to him about any old thing.
manhole … i like that word
First, we must highlight your eyes.
So we'll be half Shelley and half who we really are.
Is she serious?
I'd show you, but who really wants to see my butt?
Oh, yeah. I know all about work.
So, have you given any thought to who you might be voting for?
One more, one more. Come on!
You found my weakness, used it against me like kryptonite,
You just did.
This is all your fault. - My fault?
my trailer park in idaho
That was so hot.
That's me in the third row.
It's kind of presumptuous.
So, hey, you guys got here just in time.
- Yes. - Yeah!
You know where the crapper is?
Car wash.
Bonjour Bitches
Oil can. Oil can.
You were in Playboy. Girls with GEDs, right?
Singing Like A Virgin.
Sorry. My mistake, then. Sorry.
- Hey, Lauren. - Hi, Shelley!
I know what boys like
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Am I a virgin? No.
I'm an expert at parties and boys. I'm a Bunny.
So I'm gonna work on it, okay?
A nuclear nonproliferation treaty should ease tension in Asia.
Wow. Okay.
Natalie? What'd you do to your hair?
Hiring an archaically superficial reflection of the male fantasy?
- Throw the ball to me, Kim. - Oh, nice catch. Awesome throw.
- Shelley! - Oh, my...
You look nervous.