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- It's gone. - Really?
We're gonna coordinate your pictorial
I can tell that you like him and that you want to talk to him.
No, I can't bend that way.
Can I get you anything else?
What is that?
Dear Oliver,
- Car wash. - Car wash!
Good news. I'm gonna make you next month's centerfold.
It sounds like you really read the paper.
Oh, Marvin, thank you so much for telling me.
There's a big box of cutesicles.
I am leaving the Zeta house to fulfill my lifelong dream.
Guys! Anybody want some chips?
And then Joanne, over there.
I know it was awful.
Unfold me.
I really don't think it matters who complained.
She wishes
And, Oliver, I have to admit, I never went to Peru.
I'm not really sure what you're trying to tell me, Shelley.
I think we can do it.
This is going too far.
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - God! Oh, my God!
you want less Boggle and more bingo.
I know that, too. And I don't care.
We have standards.
All right. Now remember, just be yourself, only different.
That's what I wished for when I blew out my candle.
Wow. That's so generous. Everyone's been buying two.
Just give her a minute.
Everything worked out so perfectly.
Hey, where are you guys going?
You can do anything you set your mind to, Shelley.
Oh, my gosh, I just told you my wish. Now it won't come true.
Intimidated
Because I see that everywhere,
- You know what I'm talking about? - Tone down the sexuality.
Oh, just... A little bird told me.
One time, at the Mansion,
Oh, and I guess that when we buy your house,
Should we take a shower and talk about it? Shelley!
Well, Mona,
And you do look like an older,
Natalie, these are super, super-great ideas.
That's impossible, your tricks always work.
Right.
should be a reflection of the girls who live here.
- But I really think it's... - So nice.
Let me get some more napkins.
But I do know that one day, when your looks are gone,
because she's our new hizzety-housemother.
You wanna get cut, bitch?
Yeah, Hence!
There's one more new Zeta!
You betcha. You betcha.
and we could throw them over telephone wires.
This is Aztec Night, the first of many awesome Zeta parties to come.
Yeah?
But it was fine in the orphanage.
- Seriously, we were wretched. - Awful.
That's the same as vapid, right?
Well...
Joanne, when I was little, I wore a Scooby-Doo mask to school
Oh, classy. Very classy.
Oh, we also need to raise money for our philanthropy.
because I really wanna help you guys, because I know I can do it.
And Carrie Mae.
- No. Really? - He read about them somewhere.
Well, why are they gonna take your house away?
I know they want me
Oh, Mr. Hefner...
In China, they usually tend to layer it, I've noticed.
Hef, I'm so sorry.
I'm allergic to erythromycin.
Sweet balls!
This is just their way of shutting us down.
Or we could go to a club.
I have to drop off some timber.
...
It's fun, but, what...
if you're interested.
So, please take a read.
Well, washing cars is a fun and sexy way to make all the money that we need.
How do you do it, you know?
Why, did you fart?
Plus there was that other thing?
Oh, it's better than vapid.
Someone went accident in her sexy pants.
Oh, I don't know.
Let's just say a little bird told me.
No, no. I mean, you don't want to be my girlfriend.
Man! Someone needs a Mani, pedi, massage combo pronto
- Nice, Shelley. That was awesome. - Shelley!
Whoa. Okay, what's going on with your heart?
Oh, no. No. I have a bike.
RF5000
My car's still dirty, so I'll be out here if you need me.
And I suddenly felt like another person.
That was so humiliating, you guys.
Shelley, I just want to thank you so much for doing this.
Why'd you fart?
Oh, Mr. Hefner...
You guys, I just had the best idea for our phila-tropy.
No. This is a sorority house at a school.
because we always need volunteers to help out
Oh, I love to dance.
Yeah.