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Say, suzanne, What do you say?
I'm sorry To interrupt you,
He wouldn't have any time To create natural wonders
Yeah, but you're gonna end up Telling me eventually,
Carla, i just Left myself wide open
So? So, that means
Yeah. Fingertips. Yeah, right.
And channel Your energies into it,
The church does Recommend chastity To unmarried people.
In the dark Shouting, "fire one!"
You fold up Your socks?
I've been out of Action for 21,000 Years.
How do you do that?
I want to see right now.
Sports, sailing, music?
Of me on a beach In ipanema.
So, believe it or not, I've given up sex entirely,
Excuse me.
You know, sam,
Yeah? Just remember this.
"Into the land Of the canaanites,
I see. And god's Contractual obligation
You know, you got A big mouth, clavin.
Well, i hope you get A good night's Sleep.
You were saying?
Hey, everybody, sam Wants to be left alone.
Coming here for Their friends,
I know. Smell.
This little piggy Went to market...
I mean, we went From hotel to hotel,
The guy You made a vow to?
Please don't Let him be mine!
Don't mess with god.
Thank you.
For example...
Usually know What the answer is,
You thought i was god?
Well, i'm so happy For the other guy. Yeah.
Oh.
That we all have Two extra teeth.
Are you Just saying that?
7 Pounds, 10 Ounces.
I have no idea, But whatever it is, We're overdressed.
Was to get your friend Out of this bind You spoke of.
The bible.