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he was my most promising student at Mars University...
What the heck is it?
Ah, just as I thought.
Do you mean him or me?
Yep.
A herd of fuckin’ ugly reds.
No, it's my fault, too.
but that's just a start.
I'm the academy's oldest living member, you know.
Well, it's occasionally off by a few seconds...
Hmm.
Have her come tomorrow.
Make garbage?
Odor at magnitude eight.
Your city is counting on you.
I said, "Sit."
I've been perusing your fortified wine list...
three, four, five, six...
when and if you return.
Aw.
How could you just throw your garbage away?
the city of New New York is doomed.
and I want all of you to be alive.
starting with that up-and-coming young star...
By God, you're right!
but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission...
Tomorrow, you'll be making a delivery...
Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?
Puny earthlings were shocked today...
It's the Academy of Inventors annual symposium.
That's right.
Let's see.
after it became apparent that he was a jackass.
It's time to leave science to the 120-year-olds.
I've been perusing your fortified wine list...
We're going to die!
But wait, there's more!
No, Professor. Don't give up.