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Man, don't I know it. Oh, my God.
And my assistant tells me via cue card
There are a million young women around here
You know who won the war?
- Oh. Okay. - Oh, here they are.
- Let me see what happens if I... - That's what happens.
Yep.
Okay, you know what we should do is prioritize.
I need you to be my West Wing wiretap.
Hey, guys, I had an idea.
Ma'am, they still haven't found the three missing hikers.
Sorry, ma'am, you said not to interrupt,
Thank you for asking me to stop by.
- That is sarcasm. - No, it's not.
Popped your cardiac cherry, huh, Mike?
Well, Joint Chiefs are on their way.
members of Congress,
It doesn't reek of moisturizer and vaginal spray anymore.
I'm almost crying. I didn't know I could still almost do that.
There was a lot of loose lids. Do you know...
cannot be known.
Oh, oh, Andrew.
No, he's very, very stupid.
- Really. - Thank you, Madam President.
(Sighs) (knocks)
It was incredibly impressive.
But that could be the other way around.
Oh, how's the new veep's office?
And have you heard the Thornhill rumor?
- Yeah. Yeah. - Right? And it takes balls.
finding the mommy teats around here, you can just ask a West Wing vet, 'kay?
Come with me. This is a man hang now.
The opening's good... the stuff about Hughes and FLOTUS, section A.
Okay.
in this vital and modern defense system.
- Hey, Mr. Speaker. - Thrilled for you, ma'am.
this afternoon for an extra speechwriting meeting?
That's a life lesson courtesy of Jobi-Wan Kenobi.
My job, yes, it is.
Mike: Thornhill quitting is good.
was supposed to perfectly define my presidency.
dysfunctional men, i.e., men.
Harvard education right there.
- All right, okay, cool. Thanks, Teddy. - You're a good man, Jonah.
and join me as we board a train
The shit is gonna hit the fuck?
There isn't an A. We're numbering the sections.
- How do I look? - Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
For a man of your age, it's just extraordinary.
$50 billion.
You know, pretty good. Like a strap-on in a porn dungeon...
Thanks, ma'am. Would you like me to take away
No. It's fun for me to say, though.
That its government was in safe hands.