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The anchor, throw it.
That's it. Move those feet, Bernie. That's a boy.
- Got it. - All right? You got it?
- I did not hear you come in. - I know.
He's... He's with me.
Give me $600, we'll call it square.
Is this great or what?
Those are obviously channel markers.
Good night, buddy.
If he's not careful, he's going to wake up dead.
Just get here as fast as you can. Thanks, Ed.
I got an idea.
Excuse me, miss.
I can't blame you. Who'd want to live with their folks? That's no good.
- I am getting laid. - Sure beats Coney Island.
The cops are gonna take our fat heads to jail.
- What is happening out there, buddy? - Sizzle, sizzle...
Hang on, Lar.
- Yeah. Help! - Okay.
Hello! Bernie, we are here.
Oh, my God. This can't be happening to me.
Larry, are you in there?
- Where is your house? - Where is the off button?
So what are you doing here?
One in December of '87, another in April of '88, and two more in June.
All right. Okay. All right, buddy I am going to explain it to you real slow.
- Where do you live? - Dune Walk.
They were in a train accident.
This goddamn raspberry vinaigrette...
- It doesn't matter. - It does matter, Richard.
Holy shit. Look at this.
Please, shut up, all right?
Hold the boat!
Nobody else knows that.
Gentlemen, what have you got for me?
Wow.
What's your explanation this time?
Different kind of dead.
You mean what's- her-name?
What are you doing here?
Wait a minute. What happened to Mr. Romantic?
We've got something you should know about.
No, Richard. I trained you.
Fists of steel.
We'll get the blood circulating.
Larry, please tell me how we're going to get off this island.
I see.
A little tuck here, little sand there, a little lift there.
There are women, swimming, boating, famous people.
- I'm out of here. - Gwen, I'm not playing any games with you.
- I've got to talk to you. - Bernie is a little wasted right now.
I liked the guy.
Jesus. That guy.
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This apartment has got to be expensive.
What gives? She has been up there, what,
You better put that thing back on the dead body.
You want to get your butt kicked?
- What's happened? - Didn't you hear? Bernie Lomax got killed.
And we're two schmucks.
"E."
- Put that back. - It's a beautiful boat.
I bet you never had sweet and sour matzo balls before.
You had maybe one job to do. Watch a dead body.
Play it back, please.
Wait a minute, hold on.
- Why is everybody waving at us? - I'm popular.
You don't have to answer this if you don't want to...
Yeah. I know. I've been meaning to redo that for years.
You just think about it, take your time, don't rush into anything. See you later.
Do you hear something?
Goodbye, young man. Nice talking to you.
Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks.
- Hi, Bern. - How are you doing?
Lie on the deck, catch those rays. Don't worry. I'll help myself.
Today was my last day at work. I am going back to college.
- Larry, you said you've done this before. - It's different than my boat, okay?
Let's party.
Now, don't flagellate yourself over this, Richard.
Sir, it's a very big job.
Sammy. Hank. How are you?
Pardon me. What's the book about?
- Why? - I don't know.