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You are such a stupid piece of rat shit.
- Hello. Police department. - I'll call the police.
We have to get off this island, and maybe not get killed doing it.
I almost drown.
Excuse me. Is this the way to...
- Here we go! - We're going home. Give it some gas now.
Right there.
I got it, thanks.
Well?
Quite a ride, huh, Bern?
Darn you, Bernie.
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Coming through!
We're Bernie's houseguests. Who are you?
DADDY, NESSA IS STAYING OVER AGAIN I LOVE THAT I HAVE FOUND A TRUE FRIEND
The killer might not know it's Bernie and shoot us.
but how do you afford a place like this?
Jesus.
Yeah, I mean I don't know what it was with trains...
I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh...
We can't just leave him there, you know.
Well, actually, a plane...
- What? - You deserve more than this.
TERENCE YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO MAKE MONEY
unless we buy more SPECTRUM GELCOAT to fix this mess!
- There's a $100,000 here easy. - This is the note. Listen.
I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.
at this point, why not? Mr. Lomax is...
He's gotta to be, Rich. I dumped him here myself.
Whatever!
That's it. We're gonna go to jail. They're gonna arrest us.
Yeah, I got it, FranÁois.
Hold the boat, please.
I saw this great play. Yeah, it's called...
Checkers. Excuse me, sir. Is this your launch?
I'd rather not say.
Come on, you had too much again, you big knucklehead.
Hey, Bernie, showing off again?
- You little brat! - What are you doing?
- and I still have to plant the note. - Yeah.
DADDY, VANESSA WANTS TO STAY OVER AGAIN I LOVE THAT I HAVE FOUND A TRUE FRIEND
Don't you see? We just uncovered a $2 million error.
I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up...
We are going to have a good time, I guarantee.
the people who live downstairs, they're very light sleepers.
- if I wanted to talk to her, I'll talk to her. - Talk to her.
Here we go. Coming out.
He loves us.
What the hell?
How are you, Richard? Hot enough for you?
We are going again tomorrow if you want to go.
Okay.
Goodbye, Richard.
This is not recreational. This is a career.
- I am going to the beach! - Give me those papers.
Let's just shove him in the bedroom, we'll say he's sleeping.
- The papers are going to the beach. - We aren't going.
Does this look like 10:00, or like 10:30?
I'll make the coffee.
That is good. This is very good.
No, Harris, why don't you turn up the heat?
Come on, let's go. Up.
I have never even been on a boat.
Look, we'll find it. Okay.
Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat to go skiing.
I think I've got a cracked rib.
- We'll both tell him. - Okay. Great!
We're not moving. Why aren't we moving?
I have to see you, Bernie.
Now get out of here. Go on.
Stop the boat!
I'll be right back.
Look, I'll see you later.
There is what's- her-name.
You told me Bernie was dead, right?
Thank you.
No, this is my first time. This is great.
Dead.
Bernie, I gotta talk to you.
He has got a goddamn pool at the beach. It's heated.
- Morning, Richard! - Good morning.
If you would like, we'll work late.
Of course you did.
This is a fancy boat.
Oh, my God.
Color me old-fashioned, Rich, but I just love the park on a Sunday.