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Why don't we go to your place?
My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.
He's probably making the rounds.
pardon me, what's the book about?
They might think we had something to do with it.
When there's more privacy.
I'm glad guys like you get it Women are not objects
You know, by the time this weekend is over, I promise you won't even remember...
- Kill us? - Lomax?
We don't know what to say, Bernie.
$550.
We can't just drag him in. He's got to look like he's alive.
He's getting too careless...
I came here in January, you came the end of May.
I don't know what got into me. I hope you can forgive me.
Bet that thing moves, huh? Jesus.
Good job.
Bernie, baby, get off your ass. It's party time!
Richard, I don't know what this game is you're playing...
Hi, Bern!
So obviously you could have taken me to some flash restaurant instead of that...
- Well... - They scatter when the lights go on.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - What do you want?
that is illegal what you are doing is illegal
- Great. We'll see you later, guys. - Bye-bye.
- Okay. We're early. - You schmuck.
like you said "smoke it past the wrong guy"...
Hello?
fell on the train.
Because there are too many people around.
- That guy talking to us? - Who cares? Get out of here.
Look even nicer crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
It doesn't matter. - It does matter, Richard
If I were you, I wouldn't want to speak to me, either.
Ladies. Hello. How are you today?
She said, "I hope your aunt feels better."
What? Should we just walk in?
You've lost my sunglasses.
I'll grab the bow line.
I was born on a boat.
I had a wonderful time. I'm sorry I had to leave so early.
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...
Carry your weight, here, Richard.
Hi, Gwen.
What difference does it make, we might as well get this over with.
- You were the one who tied him up. - Don't blame this all on me.
I mean we could go to Jones Beach and float around in the hospital waste.
Please.
Hey, is Bernie around?
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...
finally see some light at the end of the tunnel and wham! Gone!
No, I've no idea what to say.
We're going to be heroes. We're going up the corporate ladder.
Kill us?
My God. Look at her.
It's Monday morning. After lunch, right?
I could end you With just one more glass of wine...
Are you nuts?
Hey Dude, You need to pump some iron
- Lock it. - I can't lock it.
- She passed away. - I'm sorry.
Back it up.
- Jesus. - Oh, God.
Come on, Bernie. Up.
Here we go. Ready?
97% OF STETSONS ALUMNI ARE EMPLOYED
It's the killer.
- George, how are you? - Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax.
Fell... on his dad.
Hold on, you damn fool.
- Where are the brakes? - Boats don't have brakes, Captain.
I mean there is no sense sending up a bunch of red flags.
There's no place to hide.
- "Me." Huh? - Oh, please.
- We got a boat. - What boat?
Like your mother and father were dead. And your aunt is dead, too?
That was beautiful. Replay.
I'm very impressed.
Move it! This way!
Ever been there? Well, you will love it.
I get yelled at when I just lay there.
You are right.