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We got it. Excuse me.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, Bernie!
Why are you tiptoeing?
I'll just have to take my business to another dealer.
- Do you want to sit down? - No.
Here we go, sugar, move it over! Okay, baby?
Bernie, we are on a phone here.
Starting wallpaper at 1 Should be done by 6
Have fun. See you at the next one. Larry!
It's home.
Don't slap him. That's your boss.
There are multiple checks issued because there were several policies written.
DADDY, VANESSA WANTS TO STAY THE NIGHT AGAIN I LOVE THAT I HAVE FOUND A TRUE FRIEND
That's why he invited us out here for the weekend in the first place.
Why couldn't he say you were having the operation?
There's a man in his underwear in your kitchen.
Coming back.
If it wasn't for me you'd be fired six months ago.
You take him down. I'll get the cart.
Why did I just say that? Larry, I don't even have an aunt.
Let's go.
You need to get out of here.
I'll even drive you back to the city myself on Monday. Okay?
But I can't do that to you. Thank you.
- Got it now. Moving forward. Hold on. - Oh, shit!
Give me an IPA, we’ll call it square
Shit.
You drank my liquor and the toilets still don't work.
Suit yourself. Whatever you like. I'm going on to find the next party.
That is better. There you go.
Put him in his bathroom.
All I am saying is, why don't we just pretend he didn't die?
Do you want to sit?
- I'm gonna get that little kid. - What are we gonna do with Bernie?
- What a great day. - Do you see him?
- Yes. - Positive.
Cheap bastards. Turn off the air conditioning on the weekends.
I've got to go. Duty calls.
- Doesn't this thing go any faster? - This is it.
And not the ol' joystick
- There's another boat in a half hour. - We'll miss the parties.
Hot enough for you, Larry?
What is going on in there?
Somebody talk to the captain.
it’s because i’m grizz isn’t it?
Yes, well.
- It's good for me, too. - I'll tell Lomax first thing in the morning.
You are on your own for a minute here.
So, Bernie. What about your Porsche?
But we've got a problem here.
If anything has to go, I am glad it's my vision...
Lickstein Get it right!
whether sherlock holmes and dr. watson were secretly married
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME IM SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE SO EARLY
This sucks. I am so unhappy.
dead.
- "to pay for my sex change operation." - What?
Thanks, Klaus. I got it.
M
I hate it when he stares at me like that.
- Which one of you bastards hit me? - Son of a bitch.
Okay. Untie us.
I ALWAYS STOP WHEN I AM UP AT THE CASINO.
I found him. Mr. Lomax.
Move it.
Didn't you say you'd be spending this weekend with your parents?
We got it.
Who the hell are you? Where's Bernie?
Where have you been, Candy?
Stop the boat.
Hey, what are you doing?
- in the bedroom. - What were they doing in the bedroom?
- Watch your step! - I am being barbecued here!
Where is Bernie?
My God. Look at them.
If you two uncovered what I think you uncovered...
Okay? That's it? No arguments?
TERENCE, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN SOME ELECTORS MAY NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP
When do you expect Ed back? It's a bit of an emergency.
- More than my rent. - I mean, it's only fair.
- Oh, my God. - What?
What a bash.
He says there's no interest in the subject matter.
Great, I hope the killer keeps that in mind.
Hold on. We'll be right there.
I'm blind.
I just came by to talk to Bernie. I didn't get a chance to last night, so...