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Thank you. My turn. Here we go.
And of course my parents were rather well off.
What are you doing here? I fired you last week.
Jesus.
Hi, Tawny. I’m horny.
- Yeah, look, Rich, is instant okay? - That's fine.
I need to talk to you.
- You know, it's an island, right? - How hard can it be?
Beautiful apartment. House at the beach.
You can't even work the coffee machine.
Whatever. You come out Friday night, you'll have a great time, I guarantee it.
- You can come out now, Rambo. - You sure, Rich?
This is Bernie. Leave a message, I'll get right back to you.
- What a kidder. - Bernie, you had a little too much.
Hampton Island.
We could go there and watch the fish disintegrate in front of our eyes.
Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean...
Yes, sir, Mr. Lomax.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I am going to go $40,000.
It's not over yet Terence They haven't counted BROWARD
Hi Leah!
Who cares? What are we gonna do about it? We can't take him out like this.
Oh, beautiful.
Yes! Free parking. $500 for me.
What?
- I know, Richard. - Let's find it.
If anything has to go glad it my vision And not the old joystick
Let me just say one thing here. There's no reason to get pissy about this.
Weekends. Good idea.
- Of course you do. In the morning. - I need a clear head.
you're the one who did the extra work on the computer.
Look, Paulie, don't kill them while I am around.
Hampton Bay Police Department.
Hey dude, you need to pump some iron
Don't panic.
Thanks a lot, Bernie.
Disappearing cigarette... Poof! Magic!
Right after 27.
- Good God! That's a Lichtenstein! - What? Where?
That’s illegal… What you’re doing is illegal.
Come on, Bern.
Whatever you're doing, don't.
- There it's again. - Yeah.
That's computer ink, sir.
All right. See, that's better.
- That one works. - Richard.
They absolutely love us!
Get out of there.
Grab him. Larry.
Cigarette.
Yeah, I did okay, huh? Surprised myself.
for a couple of bright fellows like yourselves.
Lawrence, you done real good. I'm proud of you.
Stand up. Fight like a man. Come on. Put them up, you chicken.
- I wonder what that is. - What is that?
Yeah, I know, but I can't do that to you.
Got it? Hold the boat.
It's Monday morning. After lunch, right?
Here we go.
Okay, now, we could call the police, we could do that...
- What is your name? - What is your name?
You deserve it, Richard. The company owes you.
I am a little rusty. But it'll come back to me.
Sorry.
- Are your folks in town? - No.
One more you get out of jail free. All right. Fine. Your turn. I'll roll.
You broke my watch.
MS STEIN, THE RECOUNT MONEY IS GONE WE SHOULD CHECK BACK RECORDS
Hey, Bernie. The Maserati. I painted it black for you.
- You are blowing it. - Shut...
Yes. According to this, he died four times.
Something without wall-to-wall cockroaches.
Here you go, my friend. Buy yourself a girlfriend.
They absolutely love us!
- Did you invite somebody over? - Of course not.
look here, a package containing short-term and straight life policies...
Now, obviously Bernie felt he owed us something here...
There are these messages.
There's more than one check issued on the same life insurance policy claim.
Okay.
You are going to want to borrow my apartment.
Eh Doot
You slay me, Bernie.
Coming around.
SOMEONE IS DEFRAUDING THE COMPANY WE SHOULD CHECK BACK RECORDS
Hold it. Wait. Stop this for a second.
What about our arrangement?
It was a very good effort. You'll get her next time.
Get out of here!
- Where's Bernie? - He's swimming.
- Hey, want to throw her in? - How you doing?
but they just always liked to travel in trains.
Forget the accident with the two guys.
... continues before Labor Day weekend.
Oh, my God! You are not going to believe what you see!
You didn't take into consideration that it's normal...
Hi, guys.
No, I better not. The way things are going, I'm gonna break my ass.
I hope your aunt feels better.
- That's his woman? - I guess so.
I am so depressed. I made a fool out of myself last night.
but you know where we'd be spending our weekend...
I hope you don't mind, but we just walked in. We didn't know that you...
- Gwen. - Hi.